Traffic sushi

Grocery store sushi that you buy and eat in your car when you are stuck in traffic on your way home.

I spilled soy sauce in my car because I had traffic sushi the other day.

by Rubadook January 27, 2020

Glitter sushi

You're the glitter to my sushi, the point is, your useless

Didn't get someone a valid Hanukkah present, what a glitter sushi I am 😑

by Balsalmmmmss December 19, 2016

Pussy Sushi

When the girls pussy you’re eating out is so fishy it tastes like sushi.

guy 1: Bro i was eating out this girl earlier and it was like a whole fish market. peee yew
guy2: aww man u had some of that pussy sushi

by urinebitch July 30, 2023

sushi wink

When a woman's legs are closed but her va ja ja is peeking ta da sushi wink

watching porn 'cmon lets see that sushi wink'

by Mrs Lego February 1, 2016

Sushi Dick

Someone being a condescending douche who’s trying to show off by being an insufferable know it all

Eric was showing his sushi dick about the migration of bees

Sharon was not impressed because she had no knowledge of bee migration nor did she give a damn.

by Rueben Richard May 11, 2022

iphone sushi

The article produced when one inserts one's water-soaked iPhone into a box of white rice, desperately trying to resuscitate it by having the rice draw out the moisture.

"Dude, sorry I didn't text you -- I've got iPhone sushi here thanks to my wife washing my trou without checking the pockets."

by FitofPeak July 26, 2015

Sushi Gathering

When you and three homies hire a hooker with an unwashed yeast infection and see who can eat it the longest without yakking. Water breaks are allowed, winner gets a home style chicken sandwich combo from Jack in the Crack.

“Bro Seth’s bachelor party was fucked up, what was with the sushi gathering, and why did he nut himself 38.74 seconds in?”

by CaptainAttractin April 15, 2023