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Support-raped

When you work in customer service, and you either can't or don't want to help someone out. But then they push and push, until finally forcing you to help them.
We couldn't deploy the screensaver with our software, but the customer support-raped me into it.
by thingscustomersdo October 4, 2016
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product support

A mother fucker who thinks they know everything about something but has not idea and has 40 personalities to boot
Man that guy is product support knows fuck all. Besides that, you ring the guy and one minute he is ok, the next minute he is a fucking idiot.
by Lickadickaday December 7, 2017
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support chat

the place where people come with high expectations but in reality just troll themself hard
am go to support chat to get my kali linux fixed. i cant get sudo
by bigthicccchonker June 6, 2021
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Nemotional support

Da therapeutic nurturing dat you claim to receive from your pet clownfish so dat you can bring him along wif you in a fishbowl to locales where pets are not usually allowed.
Most establishments accept my assertion dat I need to bring my small orange-and-white shiny-finned buddy along for Nemotional support; they merely ask dat I put a cover on da fishbowl so dat I don't accidentally spill water on da floor.
by QuacksO March 17, 2021
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cock support

To help out another person in trying to get acquainted with, converse with, or hook up with a member of the opposite sex.

Essentially, the antonym of cock block.
John: Dude, hook me up with that friend of yours.

Mike: You mean with Alyssa?

John: Yeah, you guys know each other pretty well right? You gotta cock support me bruh, hook a brotha up.

Mike: Alright man, I'll just walk pass her, act like a dick, and knock some books out of her hand. Then you come out of the shadows and walk up to her and help her with her books and she'll think you're some kind of nice guy/hero all of a sudden.

John: Yeah sounds great bruh!

Mike: No prob, I always act like a dick towards girls anyways.
by Lishao Tao October 2, 2011
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Egg Support

When you ask a mortar man for supporting fire and he uses eggs as ammunition.
No. 'EGG SUPPORT' INBOUND
by Crack Sparrow October 22, 2023
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Morel support

To trip sit your friend on magic mushroom is to provide "morel support".

It is a play on words combining morel mushrooms and moral support.
Guy #1: hey I'm gonna trip on shrooms this Friday and listen to Portishead
Guy #2: I'll be there if you need some morel support
by bob von bobson April 27, 2021
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