Southern Sundae

The Southern Sundae is the act of taking a spoon and getting a scoop of shit from a girls asshole and putting it into her pussy while she is on the rag and has a yeast infection then eating her out.

I was just going to fuck her but she was on the rag so I decided to have a Southern Sundae.

by Harry Boughner September 4, 2009

Ball Sundae

When the gelati falls out of the cone and spills onto my shorts.

It's Ball Sundae every day.

by Peewee Buttisker January 2, 2006

Strawberry Sundae Surprise

noun. The act of biting off your fingernails and taking them and shoving them deep inside your penis, then masturbating ravenously. The jagged edges of the bitten-off nails will inevitably cut up and slice your urethral tract. When your are about to reach climax, you call your significant other over and then cum into their mouth. The mixture of blood and semen will resemble a Strawberry Sundae, while of course the fingernails will represent the shredded nuts on a Sundae.

" Lindsey loves it when Tyler gives her a Strawberry Sundae Surprise. She says " It tastes like the real thing!".

by Reginald R. Winklebottom January 2, 2012

samoen sundae

The act of taking a shit on a women's chest and then sprinkling coconut on top of it, then ejaculating on it for the simulating the hot fudge sauce.

Man 1 "Dude I was with my gf last night and laid a samoen sundae on her for my first time"

Man 2 "Damn dude that's gross kinda gross what did she say"

Man 1 "Well the 5th time I did it she woke up"

by The Godfathers of Shenanigans March 13, 2009

hot fudge sundae

When a man jerks off while taking a crap.

When iIm in a hurry, I'll give myself a hot fudge sundae in order to kill two birds with one stone.

by anonymous March 28, 2004

Samoen Sundae

The act of taking a shit on a woman's chest (asleep or not) then adding coconut topping and finishing it off with a hot syrupy ejaculation that represents the hot fudge sauce.

You can rub "your banana" in it if you so desire to make it extra realistic.

Man 1 "Dude I performed the Samoen Sundae on my gf last night for the first time."

Man 2 "Wow dude thats gross, how did she take it?"

Man 1 "Well she was fine with it until the 5th time I did it to her and she woke up."

Man 2 "You did the Samoen Sundae 5 times in 1 night!?"

Man 1 "Yup"

Man 2 "You're a Haus dude"

by The Godfathers of Shenanigans March 13, 2009

Quadruple Fuck Sundae

Described as the ultimate pleasure for a girl. Occurs when she is getting anal, fingered, tits rubbed, and made out with all at the same time by one guy. It is possible and this is four points for pleasure.

Bob: Okay how did last night go? You didn't fuck up and get a submarine toilet like last time did you?

John: Nah dude, I freakin gave her the Quadruple Fuck Sundae!

Bob: Oh my God! Seriously?!? You are a God among men!

by B&W Saint February 23, 2011