Suck my dick

A term used more by girls than boys.

Jennifer- "Stop talking shit, you can honestly suck my dick."
Jonny- "You have a dick?"

by SimpleGaming October 13, 2019

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suck my money

When someone sucks your fat stack of cash aka micheal

Suck my money micheal

by suckitm8 December 26, 2017

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A phrase derived from "Suck my dick"
Uses the word "digimon" because like penis, digimon evolves, or should i say, "digivolves."

Oh baby~~ suck my digimon!
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damn suck my digimon what the f@#k were you wasted when you came up wit that dats wack dude.

by LiL_C_StYlE November 4, 2007

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Suck My Hump

You say it when you don't give a damn.

Sam: Dude you so gotta get a hair cut.
Gill: *angry face* Suck My Hump.

by Twilight2013 January 19, 2013

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Suck My Dog

To be used as an alternative to the classic phrase suck my cock suck my dog works well when the former statement would be inappropriate (weddings, funerals, meeting the girlfriends parents etc) as it alludes merely to eating a hot dog as opposed to the other person getting on their knees and sucking you off

Man 1: your ex girlfriend is online telling everyone you're bad in bed

Man 2: well she can go and suck my dog

by SceneOne March 24, 2011

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suck my elbow

since "suck my dick" is offensive to women, "suck my elbow" is offensive because you can't suck your own elbow therefor someone else has to suck your elbow. it's the perfect insult.

john- "you stole my car"

Jenny- "Well you can suck my elbow!"

by The Gremelyn March 28, 2011

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