Doged

noun: the process by which a department, group, or organization suddenly has their wasteful practices and procedures audited, made public, and expunged, usually relating to government and with great fanfare.

Our entire department got doged while you were out. Six people quit, ten grants were ended, and the budget was slashed by 90%.

by vromo February 15, 2025

Doge

Doh!-gh NOUN: A hastily arranged project lacking in necessary expertise and characterized by shortcuts taken and professional negligence for an entirely political purpose driven by incompetent leadership.

VERB: To participate in a hastily arranged project lacking in necessary expertise and characterized by shortcuts taken and professional negligence for an entirely political purpose driven by incompetent leadership.

The project was a total doge. He sat down as his computer and began to doge the website.

by nutcracker sweet February 16, 2025

DOGEd

To be subject to the whims and decisions of DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency)

I was DOGEd after my Federal grant was seized by DOGE and the new Administration.

by CyberCog February 20, 2025

DOGEing

To deliberately or negligently disseminate false, distorted, or unverified claims under the guise of factual reporting, often targeting audiences perceived as uncritical, credulous, or susceptible to ideological manipulation.

Chad can't help habitually DOGEing the residents at the old folks home, peddling conspiracies and misinformation to an audience that is eager to accept sensationalism over evidence.

by ZimaSoup February 21, 2025

doge

To unnecessarily discard or purge items when you lack the authority or knowledge to do so.

I'm going to doge your closet tomorrow - just get rid of all your clothes and stuff that's in the way.

by rif-anon February 23, 2025

DOGE Style

Pronounced in this instance DOE-GIE Style {dō-gē stī(-ə)l}

This is when the unofficial, non-government entity known as the "Department of Government Efficiency" comes into your workplace, bends you over your desk and fucks you out of your job and future.

"Did you hear what happened to Brad? He lost a job he's had for years. He got it 'DOGE Style' "
"Last week, these guys from some outfit called DOGE came in and fired me! They fucked me DOGE Style!"

by PhantomTechnician February 24, 2025

Doge (dozhe)

Adj.: Idiotic or uncool, especially when done in an authoritarian or delusional manner.

Noun: An idiotic person who thinks, wrongly, that people respect them.

Doge (dozhe)

(Adj): The soccer coach insists that we wear our shirts tucked in for no reason. It’s so doge!

Adj: Look at that doge girl wearing her $500 shoes to the beach and making fish lips! She actually thinks we’re staring in admiration!

Noun: Lonnie is such a doge with his little badges.

by Barneycakes February 24, 2025