An overly promiscuous or in some other way, sexually indiscrimenant man. (comes from the old saying 'he don't care he'd f_@& that stump if he knew there were no bees in it)
That stump jumper is so horny he'd fu___ a pile a rocks as long as he knew there wasn't a snake in it
by MikeeJay63 February 16, 2010
Get the stump jumpermug. Patrick Stump (the leprechaun) is the lead singer from Fall Out Boy with Pete Wentz (werewolf/vampire mix), Andy Hurley (fairy princess), and Joe Trohman (giant from the beanstalk). He's not the best singer in the world but I still get orgasms from listening to him. Pete Wentz looks like a werewolf and who would you rather have sex with, a werewolf or a leprechaun? Some people might say he's fat, but he's normal...just normal. and when I become famiss we will have sex all the time.
Patrick: I am self conscious for some gay reason.
Me: Patrick, let's go make passionate love all night long.
Pete Wentz: Patrick, dude let me put chocolate all over your body then lick it off like I lick my guitar.
Me: Back off you werewolf, he's mine!
Patrick Stump is cute, so cute in fact that I spend every waking moment having sick sexual fantasies about him and Pete Wentz making out. Yeah baby.
Me: Patrick, let's go make passionate love all night long.
Pete Wentz: Patrick, dude let me put chocolate all over your body then lick it off like I lick my guitar.
Me: Back off you werewolf, he's mine!
Patrick Stump is cute, so cute in fact that I spend every waking moment having sick sexual fantasies about him and Pete Wentz making out. Yeah baby.
by LeprechaunLover December 14, 2008
Get the patrick stumpmug. by PhatMike May 16, 2006
Get the Pump A Stumpmug. 1) When a girl is grinding on a guy with man parts that are short and fat. see chode
2) An action that is performed by a lawn maintenance specialist.
2) An action that is performed by a lawn maintenance specialist.
1) did you hear about Amy? i heard she went Stump Grinding last night!
2) My trees all died and i had to cut them down. i'm going to call that Stump Grinding company now.
2) My trees all died and i had to cut them down. i'm going to call that Stump Grinding company now.
by Awesomanda November 8, 2011
Get the Stump Grindingmug. Severe constipation and the noises that come with it. Oftentimes, the straining makes one sound like a stump grinder.
Man, Louis was definitely stump grinding yesterday. He was in the can for an hour and I could hear him all the way down the hall.
by RafneyJmike November 15, 2011
Get the Stump Grindingmug. Sort of like saying "wow he got shut down"
If some one is "dropping the stump" on your fun they are being a kill joy.
If some one is "dropping the stump" on your fun they are being a kill joy.
Joe ~ "Dang the cops totally dropped the stump on our party last night"
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Robert, ~ "Some day I'm going to be a millionaire and own a private Island and......"
Shalequa, ~ "Robert you can't even keep your job at BK"
Robert, ~ "Dang Shalequa, why you gotta be droppin' the stump on my dreams?"
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Robert, ~ "Some day I'm going to be a millionaire and own a private Island and......"
Shalequa, ~ "Robert you can't even keep your job at BK"
Robert, ~ "Dang Shalequa, why you gotta be droppin' the stump on my dreams?"
by Red_Mobster December 7, 2009
Get the dropped the stumpmug. Yo, you wanna come over and go stump chilling? Theres this huge stump along side the road where we can just chill.
by scott-E-t May 13, 2011
Get the Stump Chillinmug.