stink injection

When a person or animal passes gas when one's buttocks is in direct contact with the furniture where one is sitting so as to make the smell of the flatulence stay in the furniture after one leaves the scene. As a practical joke, this is sometimes followed by someone else sitting in the same spot moments later, only to push the foul smelling flatulence back out into the air where one can breathe.

Person #1: Why is James flailing his hands in front of his face?

Person #2: Because I just gave that couch a stink injection.

(high fives)

Person #1: Good one Bro!

by celesguy1 July 15, 2011

Stink Mop

An honorable game in which two combatants (Or more) Duel with mops that have been dipped in a bucket of fresh urine. Stink mop is a good way to Learn 'Bad Distraction' In which case, You get a mouthful of Whizz.

Good distraction Frees us from emotional pain... Bad distraction gives us a mouthful of whizz - Stink Mop Revelations 14 : 5

by Draiss January 2, 2013

stink party

Tearing up small confetti bits of toilet paper & tossing them in the air to celebrate a stinky poop.

She was so relived to eliminate last nights Mexican leftovers she celebrated with a stink party!

by Dudeman9000 December 19, 2014

Sprinkler Dick

When you take your first piss after blowing a load. The way the stream spits all over the place in every direction.

Jess: Mike, what the hell happened to the bathroom? Did you get drunk and pee everywhere?

Mike: No man. I was up all night banging Miss Perfect Tits. I woke up this morning to take a piss and had a major case of sprinkler dick.

by RJH2 December 3, 2016

shrinko

A made up slur used to insight conflict, that means nothing

You: you fucking shrinko!
Shrinko: what the fuck did you call me?
You: you're a fucking shrinko!

by Idfk 50m.power April 21, 2023

Shrinkpotle

The restaurant chain formerly known as Chipotle, until around 2022 when they began to significantly shrink portion sizes to combat inflation. Once a proud company and many people's go-to mexican spot, Chipotle has now become nothing more than a bite-size burrito boondoggle.

Joe: Hey Brad, want to hit up Chipotle for lunch? Brad: You mean Shrinkpotle? No thanks, I'm not interested in paying $10 for the Ant Burrito Especial.

by bavery08 August 5, 2023

Chilly Sprinkles

solid fecal matter that has been splattered or sprayed, resembling chilly as if it was flicked off of a fork. Seen in unsanitary gas station and portable bathrooms.

That was a terrible fart! You praobably have chilly sprinkles in your boxers!

by Divon March 25, 2011