Shrekoning

A common western coming of age party / tradition where members who have recently turned 14 shove figures of shrek up their rectum

"Wanna go to my shrekoning party tonight?" "Boy that shrekoning was fun!"

by shrek your lord an saviour October 17, 2018

shrek

a beautiful, youthful, green, goddess who is accompanied by a majestic donkeh.

omg you look like shrek

oh thanks ig

by shreksknee June 12, 2019

Shrek dick

A big long gigantic dick the length of a human

WTF have you seen that shrek dick!!??!?!???!!??!??!

by Avin Gohar Big Dick March 9, 2021

shrekarita

A strawberry margarita in a collectors edition McDonald's Shrek-the-Third cup complete with green venti-sized Starbucks straw.

Oh hell yeah, shrekaritas! We're getting fucked up!

by K-Swine and Hollywood March 19, 2009

shrek lover

A small and foolish child who defies his father, calling him a cunt, then is slapped and sent to bed. He finds shrek waiting for him and proceeds to get on hands and knees and spreads his ass to provide shrek an easy target. Shrek penetrates him and roars once he cums in the poor child. It's all ogre now.

Foolish Jonny. He puts too much stock into shrek He is a true shrek lover

by Crisschan. Religious Asian January 18, 2015

shrekolitis

when you get fucked to hard and turn into SHREK

I have shrekolitis!

by Your daddy luc June 19, 2016

Shrek

Shrek is love shrek is life

Person1 "Do you like the bee movie or shrek better?"

Person2 "the bee movie."

Person1 "leave me house

by Bccop December 5, 2016