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straws and GTFO

when your in starbucks but your broke af so you just steal the straws and GTFO
mum:okay young jim lets pick up the straws and GTFO
by d3rp December 3, 2015
mugGet the straws and GTFOmug.

the straw that stirs the drink

term used to describe the life of the party
Every party needs the straw that stirs the drink...
by sheila in the car June 22, 2009
mugGet the the straw that stirs the drinkmug.

straw hat

Who's the straw hat on this job?

Don't listen to him -- I'm the straw hat on this job!
by Coach_Anderson February 6, 2010
mugGet the straw hatmug.

tim tam straw

the event created when one bites both ends off a tim tam then sucks a mouthful of warm beverage thru it.
a cultural practice native to australia handed down from generation to generation.
doing this causes the tim tam to melt rapidly from the inside out. a quick flick of the head in a backwards motion then allows the person to catch the disintegrating tim tam straw in their mouth.

"may contain traces of nuts"

"do not try this if you're not old enuf to drink warm beverages"
by edenlogic March 19, 2009
mugGet the tim tam strawmug.

Wearing the straw hat

Meaning working in the yard or garden. Comes from the fact that farmers when working in their fields used to wear straw hats.
I was wearing the straw hat this weekend. (working on the yard)
by Otto Von Coop November 14, 2010
mugGet the Wearing the straw hatmug.

Meat Straw Souffle

When a woman has had sexual intercourse with a man until her pussy is complete sagginess. The man then pisses inside the vagina until orgasm.
"hey i gave my girl a nice Meat Straw Souffle last night, her pussy was flooding with piss"
by Zoku March 20, 2013
mugGet the Meat Straw Soufflemug.

fucking straw

The insertion of a straw into a glass, whilst taking a sip whEN YOU'RE FUCKING YOUR GIRL HARDCORE IN THE ASS.
Him: Hold on, bitch. I need a drink with this fucking straw.

Her: I'm thirsty as well
Him: obviously. You're with me, and those two in the living room.
by Anony moushe tache December 20, 2013
mugGet the fucking strawmug.

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