strap one on

(For lesbians) To put on a strap-on dildo for either porking or packing purposes.

Hurry up and strap one on, bitch! I'm dying for a slam!
or
If we're going out tonight then wait a minute while I strap one on- I don't want anyone getting the wrong idea if they grope me.

by gunslinger May 22, 2006

strap-on keyboard

Same as keytar. Small keyboard or synthesizer, worn on the strap, similar to guitar.

Used by heavy metal keyboardists to do all sorts of #musical masturbation.

Jordan Rudess fucked my ears with his strap-on keyboard solo

by dildo777 July 3, 2018

strap-on tits

A Wonderbra or similar brassiere, so called because it makes breasts far more apparent to the viewer than when it is not worn.

girl1: you buying that dress for your date tonight?
girl2: probably, but I'll need strap-on tits for the full effect.

by mistertea November 27, 2006

arab strap

indie band from scotland

Did you hear The Red Thread by Arab Strap???

by noname March 24, 2005

jock strap

A banana hammock. A jewelbox (for the family jewels).

Bernie wore only a jockstrap on the float in the Poofters on Parade parade.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

strap attack

When a girl straps on a dildo and fearsomly penetrates a mans ass.

I was laying in bad when my girlfriend but it up my ass. A fearless strap attack.

by powerfox December 14, 2012

strap slut

A girl who goes around with at least one of her bra straps visible to get attention.

Bitchy White Girl 1: Ugh, why is Alex getting so many stares? She's not even hot!

Bitchy White Girl 2: She's showing her bra strap!

Bitchy White Girl 1: That strap slut!

by Michael Tavolacci September 28, 2013