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shoelipsism

The philosophical idea that only your own body is sure to exist. This manifests as the assumption that everyone else wears similar sizes to you, so when you make or buy clothing for other people, you may end up giving them something that's too large or too small for them. For example, in March 2026 it was reported in The Wall Street Journal that President Trump "has taken to guessing people’s shoe size in front of them", and ordering a pair of $145 Oxford leather Florsheims for them on the spot. Various male members of the administration including Secretary of State Marco Rubio, have been seen wearing their ill-fitting shoes, reportedly afraid to tell Trump that his guess was incorrect. David Roth of Defector posted on Bluesky, "Keep on clompin' boys!"
"My Aunt Betty knitted me a lovely pair of socks, but I'm afraid she's got a touch of shoelipsism -- she made them to fit herself, and I'm going to have to try to shrink them in a hot dryer because they keep falling down around my ankles."
by Tapir Trouble Too March 11, 2026
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Steelixing

Its when you stick an abnormally large metal rod up someones ass and recite steelix's pokedex entry.
Leo was steelixing some girl in the public restroom.
by Slixtreen April 28, 2025
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Stolicija

a serbian word that is mixed with stolica i policija. Its real meaning is a police themed chair
I just bought my brand new stolicija for my cop cosplay
by WolfyBasic May 15, 2025
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Stolick

Trying not to laugh or squirm when getting a part of the body licked.
When my friend is getting head from my girlfriend, I love licking his barefeet and sucking his toes. He tries to concentrate on the blowjob and cumming but tries to remain stolick and not laugh while I'm licking his barefeet. I know it really tickles him when he curls his toes in my face.
by Watchinfool July 5, 2025
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Stolick

A combination of stoic and lick. To try and remain still and not laugh or squirm while a part of the body is being licked and tickled.
While my bud is getting head from or fucking my girlfriend, I like to lick and suck on his sensitive balls. He tries to remain stolick but I know it tickles him immensely and he can't help squirming. I do it anyway.
by Watchinfool July 5, 2025
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Polish Stoplight

During intercourse, the penis continuously becomes dislodged from the vagina and thus causing a “stop and go” system in love making (much like a Pollack driving through a blinking red light). This is typically caused by a shorter than usual penile shaft.
Rebecca found herself in a Polish Stoplight with her husband because his birthday warranted their annual coitus.
by Riverbone Jackson January 5, 2011
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One-stoplight

Cooperstown is so small it is a one-stoplight town.
by Willis the seawolf June 1, 2019
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