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Steamy Newton

It is the process in which you consume an entire package of Fig Newtons, wait until your body processed it, and expel it onto another person; preferably in a sexual manner.
I see he enjoys eating fruit. Maybe he'll enjoy a steamy newton.
by Kal8el November 21, 2016
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steamy buffet

I was taking a shower with my girlfriend when she farted in the shower, giving us an all you can eat steamy buffet as lingered about.
by Diggin12 January 16, 2016
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steamy chandler

The act of literally almost losing your life on the toilet and then immediately after storing the contents of the toilet bowl for Christmas presents to gift your insufferable family around the holidays.
I gave my 6 year old niece a steamy chandler
by Bllllllop March 27, 2016
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steamy cartwheel

A person standing up takes hold of another person upside down in the standing 69 position. Both people move their heads as close to the other anus as possible before taking a shit and attempting a cartwheel.
Joe: "Garry you fancy being upside down this time in the steamy cartwheel"
Garry: "Only if we are quick, it isn't comfortable"
by Bowlzzz April 3, 2016
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steamy noodle

by HelloitsDori July 22, 2017
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Steamy Boi

by Mother Taco February 8, 2019
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Steamie Johns

Eric "Dude, where in trouble."

Dan "Steamie Johns... steamie johns."
by deeplmao September 13, 2018
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