Jack-Stalling

The process by which one masturbates while inside a bathroom stall or similar enclosure; jacking it within a stall.

_ Hey man! Did you hear about Sherman?

/ Nah, what happened?

_ Last weekend his room mates heard him in the bathroom jack-stalling it.

/ Damn, man, thats hilarious!

by TheSuperviza February 24, 2009

Hit Staller

One who stalls (waits) with loaded paraphernalia in hand during a smoke circle or a clan-bake. This person is often ridiculed and yelled at, but prolongs the experience. More than one hit staller in any sized circle is usually cast out.

Jimmy- "(cough cough) Yo, here you go, hit that shit.
Hit Staller- "Did you ever think that we as humans are just animals"
Jimmy- "Kind of, maybe a little"
Hit Staller- "I mean look at our hands and legs"
Jimmy- "Yeah I see it now"

Hit Staller- "Have you ever seen the movie Gladiator?"
Jimmy- "Wait...What the FUCK are you talking about! TAKE YOUR FUCKING HIT!

by smokestalla August 2, 2009

Shitty Sally

A name used to describe your girlfriend or spouse when she doesn't want or won't let u do something you wanna do.

I was hopeing to get laid last night but once again my girlfriend was beinga shitty Sally.

OR
I wanted to go the bar with my buddies but my girlfriend was being a Shitty Sally and made me watch movies instead.

by sweetsupraowner February 25, 2010

Little Sally

A small scrawny boy, often considered a nerd or in most cases, gay, that has a high pitched voice and can be annoying to most. Also thinks he is tough enough to fight anyone.

"Dude, look at Little Sally!"

"Haha he thinks he can fight me and win."

by ThatEmo April 25, 2010

Stool Stall

When you are at work and have just taken a vicious dump. The process of waiting in the stall until whichever people are in the bathroom do not witness you leaving the stall and implicate you in your horrific act of defiling the bathroom

Bro, I had to do the Stool Stall for like 5 minutes. Chuck was in the bathroom brushing his teeth and combing his hair. I had to wait him out.

by moffboy March 23, 2017

Fruits of Sally

1. This describes the process of a flattulence attempt, the result is a ball of hard fecal matter forcefully excreted from the anus, into your Lane Bryants... this will smell horrible. It is named this for it can only be performed by an overweight woman named Sally.

Wow, the fruits of Sally were fuckin GREAT, I lost my lunch, but it was great!

by Pedro Nunez June 5, 2009

Scatty as Staley

this is when you get more scatty than tom staley

mate your getting scatty as staley

by bIG ALADJKJJJ December 17, 2019