Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter

While driving on your yellow Vespa past a female waiting at a bus stop you invite her to take a ride on your hog. When she approaches thinking you meant the yellow Vespa you flop out your other hog and yell "Check out this broad Marbury" at which point she will undoubtedly want to engage in intercourse. Just before you both are about to achieve simultaneous orgasm you must promptly reach into your backpack and retrieve your tukey baster which is then inserted in her cooter. Turkey gravy is then squirted deep into her fallopian tubes.

Agnes thought she was about to have the best Thursday ever, but instead her mysterious stranger pulled a Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter and now her box smelled like Thanksgiving.

by Slaughterhouse April 24, 2007

Skute

Adjective: one who looks part skanky but, at the same time, cute.

Ron's new girlfriend is skute.

by KevynCascade October 28, 2005

Spite

To upset for no reason.

I think the teacher gave my essay an F-- just to spite me.

by Diggity Monkeez February 8, 2005

Slute

A wanna-be slut.

That girl Shayla is such a slute!

by Ethan Money July 1, 2014

sluterific

a very slutty slut... (goes well with spicegirlygirl)

that girl is sluterific

by selext February 26, 2005

Soutered

To misrepresent one's own beliefs (political or otherwise) for the purpose of self gain. The term originates from the appointment of Justice David Souter to the Supreme Court by Republican President George H. W. Bush. Although a self-proclaimed conservative himself, Souter soon after revealed himself to be a liberal. Therefore, the verb "souter" or to be "soutered" means most nearly the act of expressing views other than one's own for the purpose of furthering one's own cause.

Dude, that PETA operative doesn't actually like hamburgers! He only came to my barbecue to sabotage my patties. I was totally soutered.

Roger isn't actually a Republican. He just soutered us so he could spy on our campaign rally!

'Joe Millionaire' is a show where a bunch of dumb broads get soutered by a bachelor who isn't actually wealthy.

by cowboyNY June 18, 2010

Slutes

When you drive past drunk hos on the side of the street looking to solve a mystery.

While cribbing up we noticed some slutes.

On the way to the game some slutes came looking for clues.

by Jack off Johnson December 12, 2009