scrunching a grumpy

the physical act of defecating, going number 2, shitting or more specifically: the movement of one's bowels resulting in the excretion of fecal matter, typically in a toilet.

Ciarra took matches and spray with her to the bathroom because she was planning on scrunching a grumpy.

by SlowPoke33 September 9, 2009

Butt Scrunchie

A colorful country radio DJ from Southeastern Michigan who has diarrhea of the mouth when not on the air. Also, a fart face.

Butt Scrunchie is the co-host of the morning show

by shiznit840 October 3, 2008

Butt Sprung

A knit suit or skirt out of shape in the rear.

My late wife's ass had gotten so big that she butt sprung all those expensive skirts I bought her.
big ass women worn out clothes huge butts

by Stendig October 12, 2010

Sprung

Sprung means you have a erection. Sir Mixalot "ILike Big Butts" he says "when a girls walks in with an itty bitty thing, you get sprung."

Seeing her in that bikini got me sprung.

by Anragar1 November 3, 2012

scrunchie

A 90's hairpiece. Formaly worn by EVERYONE, and is now an embaressment to society.

The girl wore a scrunchie to school, then got chased out by everyone, due to lack of stylish hairpieces

by TippCityian July 2, 2004

sprung

Often confused with obsession, this is a state of being beyond obsession: this is pure, unadulturated desire. When sprung, you often lose sleep thinking about the person, longing for his touch, his body, his scent. You know that he doesn't want you anymore, but the slightest chance that he MIGHT someday want you,keeps you crawling back to him.
It is a step short of demonic possession.

"And why am I still lying here in the bed were you stayed for four days, inhaling your cologne, wrapping myself in the sheets that caressed your body, longing for your presence?
Because I’m sprung, that’s why.
Desperately fallen. Enraptured by your unattainable beauty. You are my last desire and I feel like I must drink of you or die."- from an essay called Sprung

by Jalyssa December 11, 2008

Scrunk

A genre of music. It consists of crunk beats and screamo vocals.

Scrunk music is amazing!

by Joseph Moore August 2, 2008