Spiritually in you

When although your penis isn’t actually inside someone you align your chakras and make it happen spiritually, imagining that your shlong is inside someone
Usually telling someone to annoy them

Zachariah: Shut up fatass
Jeremiah: Zachariah it’s spiritually in you right now
Zachariah: What the hell

Jeremiah: You’re spiritually pushing back on it rn

by The brisket gang June 21, 2024

Spiritual Entanglement

The process in which two spiritual beings fornicate over biblical music such as baby shark and the pornhub theme turn

Your dead nan had spiritual entanglement with your dead uncle

by pdabber123 December 18, 2022

spiritually poor

Spiritually poor means u are poor in spirit which means u don't believe in the spirit of God

For those who are "Spiritually poor" for theirs is a kingdom in heaven

by Giuls99 October 9, 2016

Spiritual Psychoextraphysics

Spiritual Psychoextraphysics is a field of psychoextraphysics that seeks to study spiritual, religious, mystical, esoteric, occult and extraphysical experiences and the relation between their stimulus and sensations between the physical and extraphysical level. Also seeking to study the relation between the physical body and the extraphysical body during those experiences.

"Spiritual psychoextraphysics is an interesting field of study for study about astral projection, mediumship, meditation and other spiritual practices and experiences in a way that considers physics, extraphysics, psychology and spirituality at the same time, and it's really amazing."

by Full Monteirism May 11, 2021

spiritual rimjob

When the male is receiving a rimjob from behind and climaxes buckets all while his legs are shaking like a tree in the wind.

Yo that spiritual rimjob I got last night gave me a new perspective on life.

by NovaFell October 11, 2023

Spiritual Snow Day

A day when the soul feels that institutions should be closed. Nature is calling for you to have a day off from work or school, but lacks the proper requisite precipitation to facilitate. May be used in both areas that expect snowfall or not, and is absolutely valid regardless of the season.

Franklin: "My family back home in Jersey just got 8 inches of snow, I'm taking a spiritual snow day."
Franklin's Boss: "I can respect that. See you in the AM."

or

Kelly: "I can't make it in today."
Jeff: "Why not?"
Kelly: "It's a spiritual snow day. They haven't plowed yet, and I can't make it in."
Jeff: "...We're in Flagstaff Arizona, what the heck are you talking about?"
Kelly: "Thanks for understanding, I'll see you tomorrow."

by Spookimaru January 16, 2024

Spiritual A.D.D.

(aka Spiritual Deficit Disorder) When you are meditating or practicing yoga then lose focus to start thinking about other things like what you want to eat for dinner.

Ugh, I totally can't zen-out. I have spiritual A.D.D.

by bünch October 26, 2016