When Zupan hands you a candidate whom you believe is all set, ready to take the job...however it turns out he delivered a real bag of shit, not closed and just a royal pain in the ass.
Following Zupan's advice, I presumed the candidate was ready to accept the role, however come to find out, the candidate was a real Zupan Special, he/she never intended to take the role, only used our offer to counter his current employer.
by Flanker67 June 8, 2018
Get the Zupan Specialmug. A special gimp is someone who you once loved and loved you back but is now being a cunt to you. They try to make you as jealous as possible but fail therefor they are minecraft and life try hards that are good at nothing but being hated on.
by JJJeobSartorius May 19, 2017
Get the special gimpmug. by penguin1610 May 30, 2010
Get the freshman specialmug. 1. Used to describe a cheap or outdated item; may also refer to something of poor quality.
2. A bargain.
2. A bargain.
"That phone is a brick; it looks like a damn Kmart Special."
"Did you pay a lot for those rims? Naw son, I got the Kmart Special."
"Did you pay a lot for those rims? Naw son, I got the Kmart Special."
by Teedge April 29, 2008
Get the Kmart Specialmug. by ABCDEFG,HIJKLMNOP,QRS,TUV,WX,Y October 3, 2021
Get the Special Childmug. Generic term used within many administrative sections of UK public sector to excuse/justify/advocate frivolous waste of public funds through unnecessary staff absence, and expense claims. Can cover various pursuits including, but must adhere to following: (1. Must NOT conclude with beneficial outcomes for funding body (the public), 2. Must offer opportunities to waste public money through paid absence, and unnecessary expense claims, 3. Must be so ludicrous in their inception to rile and annoy other tax payers.). Funding for special leave is regarded as a higher priority than employment, and as such is not affected even in austere times and redundancies.
Example of use: "hey, you hear about half of the department being made redundant last week? I only heard about it when I submitted my expense form for last week's special leave - we went skiing. Yeah it's so unfair all those redundancies - I blame the banks."
by cf_phil November 14, 2013
Get the Special Leavemug. A dump that is of such impressive qualities (whether girth, length, odour or texture) that to simply flush it away would be unthinkable. It is therefore carefully transferred from the porcelain bowl to a suitable receptacle (such as a shoebox). At this stage, one can use the shoebox to demonstrate the excellent qualities of said turd to one's partner / family / co-workers or simply people you pass in the street.
Matt - Has anyone seen Rusty this morning? We're late for a meeting.
Dan - about 20 minutes ago. He was heading towards trap 1 with a newspaper tucked under his arm and an empty shoebox.
Matt - OK. When you see him, make sure to ask him to bring that Shoebox Special with him to the meeting. I think it will really start the meeting off on the right footing.
Dan - about 20 minutes ago. He was heading towards trap 1 with a newspaper tucked under his arm and an empty shoebox.
Matt - OK. When you see him, make sure to ask him to bring that Shoebox Special with him to the meeting. I think it will really start the meeting off on the right footing.
by Rusty Gash February 3, 2010
Get the Shoebox Specialmug.