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Spartan Mud Run

The sexual of defecating on your partners back and then using the feces to shape their hair into a Mohawk.
Steve gave Kailey a Spartan Mud Run for an anniversary gift this year.
by Thedangler602 August 9, 2022
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Spartan

One who has the ability to stay up for days on end and shag every bird in sight and cause absolute destruction without the impedance of the law
Spartan meaning too shagger and coke animal
by The obvious Jew July 12, 2023
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Spartans

That wasn't the Spartans though. He's conflating a story about the Spartan and THE GUYS WHO BEAT THE SPARTANS. Which was a gay sect... Hold on let me look up the name... The Sacred Band of Thebes.
Hym "Yeah, no, that wasn't the Spartans. Maybe the cheese thing is true but no the gay lovers pairing up is a different story. That's not how that happened."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
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