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jones soda

an amazing drink that comes in glass bottles and cans, and many flavors. try green apple. also can be referred to as jesus in a bottle.
stupid myspace whores take pictures of them with empty bottles. :|
hai guyz! look how cool i am with this empty jones soda bottle in my picture! lawl!
by sadiesykes! February 6, 2008
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bro soda

Slang term for beer. Bro sodas are commonly enjoyed by real chill dudes while playing X-Box.
Bro 1: "Dude, what are you guys doin' tonight?"

Bro 2: "Just hanging around, might listen to some DMB, drink some bro sodas. You in?"

Bro 1: "Oh yeah, bro.
by J. Eklow September 22, 2007
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Bro-Soda

A Bro-soda is not just a beer. A beer becomes a Bro-Soda if and only if

1. The person drinking it is a bro, and

2. He is in the presence of at least one other bro, and

3. There are no females present.

If all three conditions are met, then beer undergoes a transformation. Its existence as bro-soda goes from being merely potential, to full actuality.

Ethics: The term bro-soda should never be used in the company of females. For example, if in the presence of a lady-infested party, one bro says to another bro, "Hey, can you grab me a bro-soda?" then he has alienated all the females in his presence. Then, when the bro is alone with the female, she will bitch and moan, causing the bro to return to bro-night with the need to complain about his lady-bro. This restricts the capacity for bro-night to get to its full potential (which usually involves forgetting about the lady-bros).
Bro 1: "I'm thirsty."

Bro 2: "Have a bro-soda!"

Bro 1: "I Love Natty Lite!"
by Jgerbs9 October 28, 2009
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Saida

A hot looking Bosnian girl with a beautiful body and huge boobs and a really nice ass. she is always laughing
by Jasmin O September 6, 2008
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soda

Used in Australia to describe a really easy sporting opportunity which has then been completely fucked up.

In cricket this is usually a dropped catch. The same applies to a dropping a mark in Australian Rules football, and it can also be a goal that is missed from very close range.

Also known as a sitter, gimme or dolly.
Give yourself an uppercut mate, you just missed a soda.

Last Saturday I dropped a fucking soda in slips and we lost by 1 wicket.
by Choda Boy 57 July 24, 2007
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Seattle Cream Soda

When a guy ejaculates into a filled soda can and leaves it for someone to drink.
Guy 1: This coke tastes kind of funny.
Guy 2: That's cause your drinking a seattle cream soda.
Guy 1: Ew. I'm gonna go shoot someone.
by hanktheman! December 8, 2009
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Baking Soda Addict

One who is extremely obsessed with baking soda and cant get enough of it!
Some kid named Amanda:Hey, why are you eating that box of baking soda?

Some guy named Jerome:I dont know, its just..good! I cant get enough. I'm a baking soda addict!

Some dude named Josh:Well hand that baking soda over, i want some!

*Some guy named Jerome pours baking soda in some dude named Josh`s hands as if they were sharing chips*

What a shame..
by Doll Face August 18, 2006
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