soft pudding

The act of an extremely inebriated or repulsed male attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis

Bro how'd it go last night with that chick?
Not too good I tried to feed her the soft pudding. I figured everything would straighten itself out once I got in. It didn't happen.

So did you have sex with that guy last night?
Sort of, he fed me the soft pudding for a little while and then he passed out.

Man I can't believe you jumped on that grenade last night.
Well technically I didn't, all I could muster up was the soft pudding before passing out.

by Rubbing Dicks January 30, 2010

soft necking

The feeling/motion of being so drunk that you have no control of your head because your neck is soft. A level of drunkness.

"Dude! You're soft necking, sober up!"

by babybeem December 21, 2014

Softe Nuss

When someone is happy and relieved that something has been finished successfully.

Edu: I finally finished that API validation.
Daniel: SN

Meron: I think it should work now.
Marisa: Softe Nuss

by doctorboss November 09, 2022

soft nacho

A Mexican with erectile dysfunction

CJ is such a soft nacho

by CrimsonLynx May 26, 2016

Soft launch

A photo preview of a talking stage before it becomes an official relationship on social media.ie) taking photos of their dinner plate and their hands, half their face or their shoes as to allude there's someone special in your life.

Kayla: Oh are you guys official now?
Hannah: No, we're doing a soft launch of our relationship incase it doesn't work out
Kayla: Good idea!

by beezkneez97 July 04, 2021

soft box

when someone doesnt let you hotbox their room

Aleks: "Reiner can we hot box ur room like last time?
Reiner: "naw man"
Aleks:" Reiner ur a soft box"

by -Santos October 17, 2006

soft dom

a soft dom is a person who is rough with you during sex, but soft afterward in aftercare and even after that.

“I have a soft dom, he’s rough but after so so nice and feels bad for going rough for awhile.”

by taeisabottom April 14, 2018