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You. Sofa King, we taught Ed

Yet another example of the "Sofa King" joke. Only this time, it sounds a bit more awkward, but it's less likely to be thought of as a trick to gullible people.
Person- You. Sofa King, we taught Ed. (You so f-cking retarded.)
Sofa King- Aye! We taught Ed? (I retarded?)
Person- Uh-huh.
Sofa King- I knew that.
Person- *walks away to rofl*
by StatenIslander December 30, 2007
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Softass

"I didn't know John was such a softass, yesterday he refused to enter the room as it was too dark."

"Don't be such a softass and ride the roller coaster with us!"
by TheGuyAcrossTheRoad December 25, 2014
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sofia

An amazing, athletic and beautiful girl. Typically has curly hair and is a make up fanatic. Very funny and can often capture your heart at first sight. However does not always realize what she wants in life and often passes up good things that benefit her, mostly in relationships. Can have a attitude and her feelings can change quickly so dating her might be risky. However she is smart and might try to play you by telling you she is busy.
Bro how's you and sofia? Man she too "busy" to talk
by flashmode99 April 20, 2017
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sofia

a girl whom is nice but sneakey and pulls in guys left and right
wow i wish i were sofia
by a person lol hi lol December 4, 2017
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Sofia

Sofia is so cute!
by scholasticaa September 2, 2018
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Sofia

by NoahIsCoolerThanSofia June 25, 2020
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Sofapotamus

A large rotund person who resides on a sofa for the better part of the day. A Sedentary person who typically resists movement except for sustenance.
During football season I cant help but become a sofapotamus.
by rvanscotter March 8, 2009
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