A sport that is always being beat up on by people who don't even play! Some people say that is isn't a contact sport but they are wrong. The only protection soccer players have are shin guards and people get hurt and get bruises all the time. Soccer is a sport that requires extreme dedication, effort, endurance and skill. People who make fun of soccer are obviously just jealous of our mad skills.
Idiot : "I played soccer once and it was so not a contact sport."
Soccer player: "You just weren't playing right, then."
Soccer player: "You just weren't playing right, then."
by AussieBugHunter January 23, 2011
Get the soccermug. Smart American #1: Hey, look at those soccer players there.
Smart American #2: Yeah, I bet they're gay.
Smart American #1:Well, duh, they are soccer players.
Smart American #2: Yeah, I bet they're gay.
Smart American #1:Well, duh, they are soccer players.
by BigMan April 7, 2005
Get the soccermug. The best sport to ever be invented by man. Whats with that gay Rugby Runion shit? Honestly people get out there and play soccer, don't watch it. Playing soccer with your hands is fun have you any idea how many frees I can give away in one game? Nothing could get as exciting as that!
Only pissy poo heads that smell like bum play Rugby...Oi did you see that re that showed his package? I think that was the intention of the gay man tackling him.
by Laura July 17, 2003
Get the soccermug. a sport that should be called football in America because it makes more sense. but just because Americans changed the name doesnt mean they arent good. i got news for ya! WE are good!! Didnt you see how good America did in the Confederations Cup? if you didnt they almost beat Brazil... in the finals! the score was 3-2 Brazil!!!
Anyway.... football (soccer) involves 2 teams of 11 players kicking the ball around on the field passing around trying to score on the goal. Soccer is very competitive and physical.
Anyway.... football (soccer) involves 2 teams of 11 players kicking the ball around on the field passing around trying to score on the goal. Soccer is very competitive and physical.
American #1- dont you think soccer should really be named football like the rest of the world?
American #2- yes i agree the name for soccer in America is the only bad think about USA
American #2- yes i agree the name for soccer in America is the only bad think about USA
by ilovesocceritsmylifeandpassion April 18, 2010
Get the soccermug. "Mate, how awesome is soccer ayee? Its the best game ever invented"
"What's soccer?"
"What are you, a douche?!?!!?"
"What's soccer?"
"What are you, a douche?!?!!?"
by rabbit cat lady November 2, 2009
Get the soccermug. I’ve played soccer. And it has to be the most idiotic game ever. There is no contact whatsoever, and there are so many players on the field at one time that it is impossible to get a shot off.
by Vic4 July 18, 2005
Get the soccermug. A violent and offensive 'sport' played by many Euro 'athletes.' Riots, killings, and death are common. Hated by Americans
1) Matt and I want to see some senseless violence and death, so we're going to a soccer match.
2) "I half expect to go home and see a joint in my kid's mouth, and he's 2...better that than a soccer ball on his foot."
2) "I half expect to go home and see a joint in my kid's mouth, and he's 2...better that than a soccer ball on his foot."
by Reidk April 28, 2004
Get the soccermug.