Phone Sniper

Someone who constantly watches their phone, waiting for a text or social media update to pop up in which they'll like and/or comment within seconds. The only time a Phone Sniper doesn't text back immediately is when he/she doesn't want to.

Dude: Hey

(Seconds later)

Phone Sniper: Hey

Dude: That was fast, you phone sniping me?

by Alex Halstead March 18, 2017

Like Sniper

Noun. A creepy person who infallibly 'likes' your updates on Facebook or other social media sites as soon as you post them. Usually goes hand in hand with Facebook stalking

"He's such a like sniper - every time I update my Facebook status he immediately likes it!"

by Shuffle-Fuffle March 8, 2014

School Sniper

anybody that cries over 2k

Nadexe: that boy bmiller a school sniperrr
Bmiller: yessir i got ar15 emotes

by AppleSauce21 August 10, 2020

eBay Sniper

Somebody who won the eBay auction that was "yours" because they practice superior bidding strategies.

When done properly, eBay sniping avoids bidding wars, shill bidding, and losing.

To be a successful eBay sniper, enter the very maximum you are willing to pay when the auction has less than 10 seconds to go. Then imagine the faces on those lowballers you just beat.

Sarah: Wow Mike, how do you manage to get so many great deals on eBay?
Mike: I'm an eBay sniper!

by red-herring February 23, 2010

Pipe Sniper

Invented by a military man named Terry Miles in 2008. Used to describe a closet homo sexual. That likes to look at other peoples penis, from a distance in the locker room. As not to be caught in the act. Much like a Sniper does.

"I caught Joe looking at my junk out of the corner of my eye again. He's such a Pipe Sniper"

by SPC Miles February 5, 2010

Sniper Cock

1)One who scopes out other mens cocks in the locker room after practice or games.

2) Shooting the puck off the post and in the net.

"Dude, look at the size of Kirbys cup"

"Easy there Sniper Cock"

by wwjd91 November 11, 2009

Beer sniper

The act upon where one is far too intoxicated to maintain a set position on a bar stool or similar object and subsequently appears to have been shot by a silent assassin as they hit the floor. Can normally be accompanied with crys of owch..

"Man I wish I'd not mixed my drinks earlier"

"But you will insist"

"thud"

"oweiii, I've just been shot by the beer sniper"

by Matthew Benjamin Green November 20, 2007