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Sloppy Joes 

"Sloppy joes" refer to the butt cheeks of a large woman. One butt cheek would be refered to as a "sloppy joe" since you are only talking about one cheek not both. "sloppy joes" are not the same thing as a donk the term is only used when talking about a heavy woman.
1: holy crap dude look at that chick
2: dude those are the biggest sloppy joes ever!

1: i think i have to go on a diet
2: why?
1: i think im starting to get sloppy joes
Sloppy Joes by von cake October 9, 2012
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Sloopy Joe 

When you take a jackulent in a hamburger bun and leave it in a humid environment for 6 to 9 week until it looks like old clumpy milk. Then put it in the toaster oven and enjoy
dude thats not a sloppy joe its my sloopy joe

F**K
Sloopy Joe by Mrr. Friend September 30, 2010

Slappy Joe

The proprietor of All Time Low's favorite restaurant. Slappy Joe's serves burgers and fries providing you with the energy you need to survive the zombie apocalypse.
Hey, Alex! You wanna go get a burger at Slappy Joe's?
Sure thing Jack, I would love to!
Slappy Joe by Doug Mertons January 2, 2015

Slappy Joe

The extreme pain due to a high-velocity impact between the male scrotum and the inner thigh flab. This usually occurs when playing intense sports such as ping-pong, or doing jumping jacks. The resulting sound is a high-pitched, incredibly loud slapping noise.
Person 1: Owww, I just had a slappy joe!

Person 2: ....I am so sorry. Here, take a Vicodin.
Slappy Joe by SlappyJoesHurt December 30, 2011

A slippy Joe

It means you love to party homeless people and invite elderly women to dance with in public places like Gang land or Drugz R us or explosive party land (with snakes of course) and love kissing pictures of justine bieber

sloopy joe 

A sex move in which you produce diarrhea between a girls ass, ass fuck the girl, then smack both the ass cheeks together. Both the diarrhea and the blood from the ass fucking represent the meat from a sloopy joe, the girls ass cheeks represent the buns, and the smacking of the ass cheeks together is just funny.
My hands are smelly from that sloopy joe i gave that bitch.
sloopy joe by Ryan Vezina April 30, 2007

Slappy Joe

When you grab a hand full of sweet from your balls, then slap someone in the face.
Bro I just Slappy Joe'd this bitch for talking to my chick.
Slappy Joe by SummerStar23 February 3, 2021