back seat skyping

When your talking with someone on skype and the person behind you keeps intruding in on your conversation, wandering over every couple of minutes to add in their two cents, and so they can watch themselves say things in the chat box. Nine times out of ten this person is extremely annoying and ends up cock blocking the whole skyping experience.

So I was talking with this hot ass piece of shit, things were getting hot and heavy, you know, the usual, until about ten minutes in my roommate comes up behind me and starts throwing in all these side jokes that were just totally ruining everything. I couldn't get a single word in cuz the dude was back seat skyping. I'll never drive with that dude again.

by kingneptune405 August 28, 2010

Makeup Skype Sex

When two people in a long distance relationship get in a fight and resolve it by haveing screen chat sex. Aka Skype sex, these types of activities are typically only seen by poeple inhabiting the state of New Jersey.

My girlfriend is pissed because she punched some dude in the face and got punched back and i didnt call after... so now i gotta have makeup skype sex with her

by thetwombler February 19, 2011

stop typing and start skyping

When someone is tired of only seeing words online and wants to see the person behind the computer.

Stud88: "Hey girl, I'd like to take this chat up a notch..."
SexyWon: "Oh yeah, what did you have in mind?"
Stud88: "I want to see what's behind that keyboard... Let's stop typing and start skyping!"
SexyWon: "Ooohhh baby, let's!"

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

skyped up the wrong 'un

anal sex without permission

Girl: Why are you walking funny?

Man: I've been skyped up the wrong 'un?

by trailbleza June 15, 2011

side-skyping

a conversation on skype between two people that has spawned from another, larger skype conversation
(usually talking about person(s) in the aforementioned conversation)

so when Chase and Dalton started fighting on skype, Zach and I started side-skyping about why they kept this going after so long

by Patrick Awesome August 21, 2010

The Anti-Skype

Someone who is so unfortunate looking that they are unable to use the video option on Skype.

As Luke had his Skype video call rejected by his girlfriend at 6 a.m. on sunday morning, he realized he had become The Anti-Skype!

by furrycreature November 15, 2011

skype orgy

A skype orgy is where your invited to a massive conversation on skype. More over this is where instead of having hot sweaty sex with multiple people, your having a hot sweaty debate to get your point across.

Daniel exclaimed how exhausted he was after his first skype orgy.

by 48091341780432 April 13, 2014