fastabend's sandals

A fastabend's sandals

A fastabend's sandals is when you remove the footwear of a homeless man and repeatedly conduct a rigorous moisturising regime until you nurse dirty mike and the boys back to a healthy happy herd of tramps with fantastic chiropody.

by Amundy90 December 9, 2015

Steel toe sandals

Noun:
A pair of old work boots that you wear without socks.

"Hey could you help me with something outside."
"Yeah just let me get my steel toe sandals."

by Kid with assburgars September 1, 2021

socks-and-sandals material

A playful way to suggest someone might not be considered suitable or desirable for a romantic relationship. Implying someone whose style or behaviour might not be considered desirable in a romantic context.

Ew, not Mike, he's such a socks-and-sandals material.
Your smile is genuinely enchanting, it's just too bad I'm such a socks-and-sandals material.

by eghuro January 14, 2024

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025