Sirendextrous

The ability to get your lover off with either hand.

She asked what side of the bed I preferred. I said it didn’t matter as I’m sirendextrous thus can make her cum multiple times with either hand.

by Evil 212 November 2, 2025

Student Siren

A security alram which is going-off in a student house, because the occupents have gone away for the weekend/vacation/summer and forgot to supply enough credit for electricity. When the credit runs out the alarm sounds intensly for days until the reserve battery power fails.

These students are a sub-set of alarmer

What's the blasted tone that's been going on for days?

Man, that's the student siren. Those kids have gone away without topping up the leccy.

by Garry Ladd July 28, 2005

Back Siren

When you approach a girl from the back and she looks hot, but when you finally see her from the front, you notice that she is not good looking for some reason (butter face, acne problems, no breasts).

That girl I thought was banging from the back, but her face was gross and I lost all interest. She was a back siren for sure

by Thereare4lights June 16, 2012

Christian Siren

A female who is extremely attractive, but also very religious. Wears a purity ring , but claims she's sexually frustrated . Lures men into a relationship only to convert them into fellow Bible Thumpers . Will always talk to you about religion in hopes of making you more religious/convert to Christianity. She will do things like make out and maybe an OTPHJ .

Stan: "Bro did you see that new chick Janet, she's fucking hot as shit, I'm gonna try to get at that !"

Lee: "Nah dude, bad idea"

Stan: "Why? She's a total 10"
Lee: " Dude, that chick is a Christian Siren"
Stan: "Oh, Fuck That"

by Dr.Vadgers September 20, 2015

Starbucks Siren

A slutty white girl. If you don't get it look up Starbucks history of logos, you see the siren with her legs/tails wide open welcoming anyone to some sexy time. (Starbucks is the sterotypical white girl representation)

Omg look at that Starbucks Siren trying to flirt with Joe again, she already has a boyfriend!

by UKnowDisShiet May 12, 2016

cunt siren

A loud and often annoying person who's voice is the warning or siren they are approaching your vicinity.

Oh fuck, can you hear that? Here comes that Cunt Siren, Casey again.

by Flappy Doge December 3, 2017

Cole Sorenson

He likes the spider pus pus. and is slow

Him:Dude that guys is weird
Her:Yeah hes a cole sorenson

by The spiderpushis June 12, 2019