Sideways Bacon Smile

Another term for a vagina, based on one's resemblance to two pieces of bacon arranged as to form a shape representative of a smile (turned sideways, no less.)

His womb ferret smashed into her sideways bacon smile.

by The Womb Ferret July 26, 2006

Rode me sideways

Used to express the fact that you have had or are about to have great sex

He rode me sideways in the back of the car

by Lisa Curran April 1, 2005

fuck me sideways

when the man is on his side, and the woman is laying next to him on her back with the penis inside the vagina and their legs intertwined.

Oh baby, i love it when you fuck me sideways.

by whatever you want it to be April 19, 2005

suck me sideways

Basically, kiss my ass or fuck off

A: "so she apologized for sleeping with my ex - boyfriend"
B: "did you tell her to suck you sideways?"

by word lover May 13, 2005

Sideways Monster Mouth

The vagina. Described as such because of its likeness to a monster's mouth, but rotated counter-clockwise ninety degrees into a vertical position.

"Oh my god. There I was drinking my vodka-cran while she shaved her sideways monster mouth..."

by Marimba Man July 4, 2009

sideways fuzzy taco

common name for an unshaved pussy. think about it.

"hey where were you last night?"

"getting the sideways fuzzy taco from your mom, dude."

by han377 November 2, 2008

sideways bethel bounce

when you a fucking your girl up the ass from behind and she can't take it any longer because you have whiskey dick so you have to pull out and roll her on her side so she can finish you with her mouth while on a trampaline

After a long dry screw we had to resort to a sideways bethel bounce.

by Shatfinger July 4, 2008