Sidewalk Inspector

People on heroin or other opiates who bend over and “inspect” the sidewalks.

Oh shit, there’s a sidewalk inspector! Glad he’s keeping the streets clean.

by chiguy2024 April 18, 2024

sidewalk pigeon

Girls that are walking along the sidewalk getting cat calls from people inside their vehicles.

Roll the window down real quick so I can holla at these sidewalk pigeons!!

by Daniel does January 15, 2025

sidewalk pigeon

Girls walking in the sidewalk

Roll the window down real quick so I can holla at these sidewalk pigeons

by Daniel does January 15, 2025

Sidewalk Slammer

NikkiCapocci: UMiami student caught lackin bouncing on that BBC in 6 inch heeled boots #presidentofsaddclub #wap

She better rock my shit like the sidewalk slammer

by Chunkssss June 14, 2025

Sidewalk slam

A sidewalk slam is a drink made by mixing a steel reserve 211 and your favorite flavor of 4 loko in a regular fountain soda cup with lid and straw ice is optional.

I got stumble drunk yesterday and found out why they call it the sidewalk slam. It was a good thing I put it in that fountain soda cup with a lid or I would have spilled it when I tripped on the curb and hit the pavement.

by Yinkerton January 9, 2026

purple sidewalk

really annoying person. used as a code word a person you are with so they wont know what your talking about.

ugh michelle, purple sidewalk!
i know! more like purple road.

by linzmoose June 18, 2008

opposite-sidewalks stroll

Refers to where you and an acquaintance go for a jaunt along a street or nature-trail, but you each walk "separately" on either side of the lane instead of just traipsing along side-by-side in the usual way. This less-common practice could be for any of a variety of reasons, such as that the area's sidewalks are simply too narrow for two people to safely walk double-file, or that you and your companion are cleaning up trash along both sides of the road, or perhaps you're helping each other to look for one or more scattered items that got accidentally dropped sometime earlier.

Another good purpose for an opposite-sidewalks stroll would be if your walking-companion owes you some money that he presently has no way of paying back, and so you and he are collecting discarded returnable containers along the local roadways to earn a little additional cash towards the amount that he owes you. Extra points if your buddy willingly carries all the bags as they get filled with returnables, so that you yourself don't have to expend so much effort on his behalf; a six-cubic-foot-capacity plastic-tubbed wheelbarrow is a handy accessory here, to help ease this "weighty" burden.

by QuacksO August 20, 2018