shwack

Shwack is another way to say masturbate. My friend is named Shwack because he shwacks a lot.

i shwack two times in the morning, i shwack two times at night. I shwack two times in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright. I shwack two times in time of peice and two in time of war. I shwack to times before i shwack two times and then i shwack two more.

by Shwack December 28, 2005

shick

the combinatin of the word shit, and fuck

hey did you do your hw last night?
oh shick !

by Riokushen May 19, 2005

shwack

A newbie whose presence has no purpose.

Regular hoodlum: Johnnie's such a shwack!

by Eugeni Varakin, Lucas Paulino August 23, 2009

shmick

(adj.) a person; usually of low intelligence who wears sportwear and acts in a threatening manner. Refers to an entire underclass of British culture
Colloquialism originating from Belfast but has since been exported nationally.

See also: Chavs, Hoodies, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Stigs, Scallies, Hood Rats.

e.g. "here mate, lend us a feg", one would reply; " Step back you Shmick! I've got mace!"

by anonymous author December 28, 2005

Shicker

v. The act of snickering and shitting your pants at the same time.

Due to my irritable bowel syndrome, Dave's humorous comment made me shicker.

by Wadsworth09 June 7, 2011

Shwink

To sneak up on someone or startle them

I shwinked Jessi yesterday afternoon

by Morgan Meyers September 16, 2007

shicken

a shit chicken

John: damn you andrew, you're such a shicken
Andrew: you shicken how dare you

by boreddictionaryx August 6, 2016