sheepdog high

The stage of an "under-the-influence" experience where one wanders in aimless circles for any given period of time, particularly around an object such as a couch or a table. This sort of perpetual, stoned circling looks much like a sheepdog's constant walk around a herd of animals. One who is affected by a sheepdog high is often too lost in thought (or dopamine) to notice their behavior, and therefore it continues until someone points out how weird they look or until the individual realizes it on their own.

"Greg was totally sheepdog high last night; he wandered around the coffee table for, like, twenty minutes before Steve asked him what the fuck he was doing."

"I got wayyy too baked last night, I kept sheepdoggin' around the living room for no reason."

by jadopotato November 4, 2009

Sheep's heed

Scottish term for folk with sheep like head features.

Tom: Is Robander in the office yet?

Shaun: Nah man, Sheep's heed is late again!!!

by Suedehead85 August 4, 2010

sheep shagging milk bottle

Someone from wales with a milk bottle tan

Jack Carden is such a sheep shagging milk bottle

by thesheepshaggingmilkbottle July 27, 2011

Sheephog

Originally from Limerick, a Sheephog is a traveller's guardian; commonly perched on the dashboard of a vehicle to bring good luck and to ward off bad drivers - in particular Range Rover (BOFmobile), Mini and Porsche drivers. They warn of impending road ass-hattery by emitting a pungent odour from their rear ends.

Dark green in colour, Sheephogs are actually sheep but look like hedgehogs to the untrained eye - hence the name 'Sheephog'. They are ridiculously hard to find, and if you're lucky enough to get one, you must take very good care of it.

Sheephogs can't stand bacon but love sprouts. They carry mystical powers, too...so you should never say anything that may incur their wrath whilst within earshot.

"I've had two flat tyres this week and all the electrics have gone wrong in my car!"

"That's because you insulted the Sheephog. You should never insult the Sheephog."

by MuckleFlugga September 24, 2013

sheep shafter

one who has sex with sheep

That guy is a sicko, a real sheep shafter

by Da Real Shredder October 9, 2018

sheep shot

1. (n.) when you shoot a load onto a picture of sheep in a grassland out of awe and envy for their calm, carefree lives.

I was feeling mad existential, so I took sheep shot and now I don't feel as baaaaad.

by ikeaissheep October 11, 2018

Sheeple Herder

A sheeple herder is someone who protects the feelings of 45 supporters by assisting in deflection or removing facts from a conversation, so their heads and feelings don't get hurt.

When it comes to Karen's friends, she's the Sheeple Herder, always helping them keep their heads in the sand.

by Ayantmira March 24, 2020