Shape up!

Used when someone isn't doing the things he was supposed to do to achieve certain goals.

1_ - You'd better shape up if don't wanna fail that Math exam!!

2_ - Your pad is disgusting.... Shape up!!

by Douglas B March 22, 2007

scrape by

Manage one's existence barely.

Patients tend not to wear his hearing aids if they can scrape by without them.

by Jaybona December 12, 2009

poo scraper

term used to define the anal sex one would have with a guy with a pronounced bent cock

girl be careful with that one, he gotta a poo scraper

by Loose dolly February 19, 2010

The Former Shaper's "Gym"

In Hipperholme, Halifax. Situated on the A58 road, opposite Hipperholme Grammar.

Infamous for the lack of equiptment, deficiency of money invested and the owner, DIRTY LIN.

If you ever previously went to this lame excuse for a gym, i feel sorry for you.

If you have ever encountered Dirty Lin, possibly the most horrible person you will encounter, i feel sorry for you.

The best piece of news from this sh*t hole, was the closement of it last November.

The building still stands to this day. And although dirty Lin is long gone, the memories will haunt those who have experienced.

Covo bout The former shaper's "gym"

Andy: "Ever went to so called Dirty Lin's?"
Matt: "Yeah, went for two weeks, still gives me nightmares!".

by WhoRya? February 19, 2009

tippy-top shape

The physical condition of the White House, historic residence of the US President as described by Donald Trump in a speech Easter 2018.

"We keep it (white house) in tip top shape, sometimes we call it tippy-top shape. -Trump 4/1/18

by DontLitter May 23, 2018

ice scraper

When having intercourse doggy style the gentleman pulls out and ejaculates in the exact spot on the woman's back which is impossible for her to reach. She then has to find some sort of object to reach around behind her to scrape the dried ejaculant off. The same effect can be reached by spreading the cum all over by hand...this variation is called the Zamboni.

That ice scraper should keep her busy for awhile.

by unsavery January 6, 2006

not the sharpest pencil in the drawer

a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence

see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch

Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."

Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."

by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006