shartle

To shart your pants from being startled

Boo!
Aagghh,
I just shartled.

by B. Kiser January 25, 2011

shortie

a word to call a short person usually short and bratty and too annoying to handle .

you that shortie is a bitch

by pepperbish February 2, 2020

shortie

alternate spelling 'shorty'--although shortie typically refers to girls, 'shortie' also refers to a guy that's a short bitch. Shorties are very persistent and act as if they're of normal height. They are mental irregulars and need meds. Beware!

Look at that shortie, you know he has to be a total bitch.

by marecare September 28, 2005

shartle

Past tense of shitle, or one who shitles. See shitle.

Rich: Man, you shartle food from everyone!
Nick: I know.

by Jooce September 7, 2005

Shootle Shootle

A word created by Wham(Matt S) can refer to any kind of drug or just for random use.

Shootle Shootle everyone
Thats some strong Shootle Shootle guys.
You want some Shootle?

by Matthew Smith February 18, 2004

shortey

A small/short noob that generally causes nuisance and freeloads off you.

He is a shortey today for stealing my lunch!

by bulio March 21, 2005

shortie

A girl who claims she knows more about cars than guys, even though she totaled 2 cars already. She is too short to go karting, yet she thinks she's cool.

Shortie did her master's in mechanical engineering, yet she can't keep a car running.
Shortie thinks that putting break oil on "Arrogant"'s car will solve the world problems.

by asd007 October 15, 2010