Shituation

A bad situation.

Andy: "Gary my lad, what's the matter?"
Gary: "I got into a right shituation with the wife earlier."
Andy: "What happened?"
Gary: "I've been hitting up another woman at home behind her back, she found the text messages on my phone. I'm scared she'll leave me and take my custody of our son."

by Broughton April 20, 2014

Shitrature

Magazines and other assorted reading material found within arms reach of the toilet, most often stored on the tank. Typically read while dropping a deuce

"Do you want a copy of Fader?"
"What's that?"
"It's a music mag"
"Sure, I could use some more Shitrature".

by DigitalDistorted May 30, 2011

Shitrate

Shitrate is a noun used to describe a bitrate which is shit. It can be used to describe extremely low quality audio or video, or simply a very poor internet connection

Guy 1: Want to hop on Discord and play some video games with the boys?
Guy 2: Sorry bro, I can't even load Wikipedia with this shitrate 💀

"I can't even tell what's happening in that video, what is that shitrate💀"

by Trelane The Rose July 2, 2022

shitrailed

to be drunk, high on cocaine, or both at once.

Wow, I'm totally shitrailed dude!

by alexstraumeisgay March 2, 2007

Shitbath

The best band in hardcore history.

Dork #1: "Dude, I just saw this band SHITBATH! Theyre fucking sick!"

Dork#2: "Those guys are fags."

by evancohen October 29, 2008

Shituation

A really bad situation that looks to only get worse

"Have you heard the latest about Holly?"
'Nah. What now?'
"She's got herself knocked up after that orgy and has no idea who's it is - wouldn't want to be in her shituation"

by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 29, 2009

shituate

to situate or organize one's things, stuff, or sh&%.

I needed a moment to get shituated.

Please wait, I have a lot to get shituated.

by temple13 November 8, 2009