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sexmonkey

a sexual devient who enjoys animal booty. They will do anything for some pussy and that can sometimes mean that they have fucked animals, even plants sometimes. People laugh at how horny these people are, but really it is a disease.
Mark Carlson, the sexmonkey, will hae sex with just about anything, including his cat.
by cyrus N October 20, 2005
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sexmobile

To affiliate with someone whom engages in the act of sexual intercourse frequently.
Dude Garrett is such a sexmobile now that he hangs out with Amanda Lunny
by Jut May 3, 2004
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sexmo

someone who is extremely attractive or sexy, and in the lines of punk, goth, emo, skater, punk, etc. can also refer to an emo/rock/punk song that one loves.
"that song was sooo sexmo!"

"that girl is not sexmo."

"Heartbrake Heroes are sexmo!"
by Allison Ford March 22, 2008
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Sexmonster

A horrible creature derived from a series of both male and female human reproductive organs. The main body consists of a large gaping vagina (which may or may not be soggy) surrounded in a large fleshy sack. Sexmonsters have uncannilly large arms. Two immense penises sprout from it's head and one drags between it's stubby yet muscular legs. The penises can become erect or flacid depending on it's mood. It feasts primarilly on babies doused in it's own semen (used for easier digestion).
Citizen A: "Oh my god it's the sexmonster!"
Citizen B: "Protect your children!"
Sexmonster: "GUBLAAARRGH!"
by Wesley Dale April 26, 2006
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Sexmon

A large dirty sex slave. Often named in IC-RP. Usually wanted by police. Hygiene is at a minimum
You dirty sexmon, leave that gopher alone
by brainfail May 19, 2009
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Sexmoji

Using emojis in a text to convey feelings of sexual interests with another person.
Chad: That girl Felicia is really cute, she gave me her number but I don't know how to flirt very well.
Susan: Try using sexmojis, she'll get the idea.
by rvelloso51 July 27, 2016
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sexmoneypenis

Having oral sex with someone while holding money
"Wanna have sexmoneypenis with me?"
"Of course i wanna have sexmoneypenis with you"
by summrs from /deahoods January 29, 2025
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