studsomer service

The act of flirting with your customers to get a bigger tip.
Isaiah earned an extra large tip by giving his client a little added studsomer service.
by tarrantboy November 30, 2009
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Xe Services

The company that is in charge of creating Blackwater. a.k.a. the best company ever created.
Guy 1: "I was just hired by the Xe Services."

Guy 2: "What does that mean?"

Guy 1: "I'm more awesome than you."
by blackdude2 July 04, 2010
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service the rod

Invite Kim over so she can service the rod.
by mr. nice guy February 17, 2005
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service networking

Generally a website (ex: RUNmyERRAND.com), where people can find others within their trusted community network to get things done. Inspired by Social Networking, Service Networking facilitates connections between people, and provides a trusted way to exchange services. From errand running to finding a plumber, Service Networking leverages the connections between people to provide trusted interactions of service within a community.
Sender: I just joined a service networking site, because I am so busy and need help with daily errands.

Runner: Service networking is a great way for me to help others in my community!
by Leah Busque February 10, 2009
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natural service

this escort said:
I am open minded. R1mmng, six 9, front back, natural service Waiting for you at my comfortable Incall .
by bernie bernie August 12, 2017
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Industrial Service

Despite the implied innuendo, an industrial service is when you tip your waiter, waitress, busboy, valet, et cetera to be in on a joke with you, usually at the expense of your friends. An industrial service is not meant to be demeaning to the person being tipped, but more of a joke that you are tipping them to corroborate. Generally done for an inside joke with friends and a good story to tell, or for the vine.
Friend 1: "Man, I was so pissed when that hot waitress tripped me, but you guys were all in on it, so I kinda had to laugh along."
Friend 2: "Wait, we were in on it? What do you mean?"
Friend 1: "Evidently, Friend 3 tipped her so she would do it."
Friend 2: "Is that why she never got my drink right? She just kept giving me waters and club soda."
Friend 1: "No, that one was my industrial service."
by Yuri Tarded February 16, 2015
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Service Merchandise

A catalog retailer well known for its unique ordering process.

When you walked in you were given a slip of paper for which you would write down the catalog number for the item you wanted to purchase. When you were done walking around and writing down the numbers of what you wanted to buy and were ready to checkout you gave the cashier the slip, which would go back to the stock room and shortly afterward, your items were rolled out on a conveyor belt from the back. Service Merchandise also had a variety of self-serve products.

Service Merchandise was well known for its jewelery and electronics.

The chain went bankrupt in 2002. After re-emerging as an online retailer for a brief time, the name disappeared again in 2007.
"I got my watch and my TV from Service Merchandise about 15 years ago"
by Jon Revelle April 03, 2008
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