by John Soto September 26, 2008
Get the spandodific mug.Occurs when two men are at adjacent urinals and neither can start peeing due to the combination of nerves, silence, and overall awkwardness.
Derived from the old joke, best read aloud: If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in the bathroom? ... European! (You're a' peein')
See also pee shy and urinal anxiety.
Derived from the old joke, best read aloud: If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in the bathroom? ... European! (You're a' peein')
See also pee shy and urinal anxiety.
Man 1: Wow, you were in there for a long time? Were you taking a dump?
Man 2: No, I got caught in a European Standoff. I had to wait until the other guy gave up and left to start peeing.
Man 2: No, I got caught in a European Standoff. I had to wait until the other guy gave up and left to start peeing.
by Rotcerid May 15, 2016
Get the European Standoff mug.When you run into someone in a compromising location and realize if either party mentions it they will incriminate themselves by association.
I walked ino the stripckub and saw my boss. We stared at each other realizing we were in a mormon standoff.
by Igby1106 November 3, 2017
Get the mormon standoff mug.A hipster Italian. He is really tall, has blonde hair and blue eyes. He can be seen usually sporting tight jeans and loose shirts and rides fixies and plays soccer like any other Italian. He's always eating like a fatass. Is very good looking. Is a heart throb at school and can sing very well actually. He always has his camera around his neck, he take photographs all the time. His mom is really hot. He drives a nice car. One of the richest kids at school next to Ari Simmons and Renee Guardado. Sandoval is very nice to most people, except Aziza because he is being a dick to her for something she did a year ago. So I guess he holds grudges. He is almost always on the mound with his other white hipsterfriends. Sandoval can say things like "Fool" or "Nigga" or "baby gurl" and get away with it, because he isn't caucasian he is European, and being European I know how cool we are. Sandoval is lame because he does not drink or smoke. He always dates the prettiest girls, which all say he is good in bed, but we can't know for sure. His close friends call him Sandy. He is always listening to music, if you're close enough to him during passing period you'll hear it is usually Rap.
"Damn did you see Sandoval on the mound with all the pretty girls?"
"Of course, Sandoval always gets the hot chicks."
"Dude Sandoval's pants are a little too tight today"
"Of course, Sandoval always gets the hot chicks."
"Dude Sandoval's pants are a little too tight today"
by jmhs_gossip April 21, 2010
Get the Sandoval mug.When there are too many guys at a party and only a few females to go around. None of the men want to leave because each thinks he will be the one to get lucky.
by Salvy Blaze April 1, 2011
Get the Mexican Standoff mug.a large man, usually gang-related, who threatens people with physical violence in order to have certain wishes carried out.
by VAKI5 November 2, 2003
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