A variation of the phrase 'breaking the seal' whereby one often has to go to the toilet frequently when drinking, once they have gone for the first time of the evening. However, this version can have a variety of misunderstandings that sound like one is about to commit/has just committed an animal rights abuse.
Used mostly in parts of Lancashire and Cumbria, and in particular Lancaster.
Used mostly in parts of Lancashire and Cumbria, and in particular Lancaster.
by BenS1986 July 21, 2010
A sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's breasts and then slaps her semen covered breasts together while barking like a seal.
by TheDiscount April 10, 2011
Bashing baby harp seals on the head (thereby killing them) for to procure their pelts for garment making.
by HankanatorX July 02, 2003
A person who exihbits the qualities of someone who is retarded. See retard. If I had to personify a seal it would definitely be a retard. And a seal would be a wet retard.
by Wingman September 27, 2004
A mindless liberal automoton who claps and barks like a seal in response to pabulum spewed by like-minded talking heads. A land seal thinks that Bill Maher is witty and irreverent when sharing such comedic brilliance as "Bush is stupid" or "the pope is a nazi." Land seals think that the more vigorously they clap and laugh to such inane commentary, the smarter they appear. Land seals universally want Jon Stewart inside them.
by Drew13 September 05, 2008
When one fucks a fat chick at the beach, and proceeds to dip his moist penis into the sand, then putting it back into the vagina, making the seal bark!
German:dude, what's with the hand print across your face?
George: I just got back fromthe beach with Grace... And gave her the Barking Seal! It didn't go well with her
George: I just got back fromthe beach with Grace... And gave her the Barking Seal! It didn't go well with her
by Therealkidnplay September 07, 2010
large and erect nipples, that resembles seal snouts.
by Aztec Dragon March 21, 2008