scuba-diving

Where you use a straw or swizzle-stick to probe down into da big “scuba”* ice cream in yer cone to determine if da diner’s soda-jerk remembered to include yer prize at da bottom, or to check and see if there is indeed a delightful sticky-creamy chocolate-fudge center.
*Apologies to Abbot & Costello for swipin’ their joke here. :P

Redneck psychologist: I’ve found that one of the best --- and least painful/intrusive --- ways to determine if a client has obsessive-compulsive tendencies is to take him out for ice cream at a fast-food joint that offers a fun little prize down inside the cone, and then I simply observe whether my client performs a “scuba-diving” action before he finishes the ice cream.

by QuacksO September 15, 2018

Scuba dive the Titanic

A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!

If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.

Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!

by LordJenal July 2, 2023

SCUBA Queer

Someone who becomes confused around SCUBA gear

Donnie bout' lost his britches when he done seen that SCUBA set. I think he's SCUBA queer.

by SCUBA Sammy March 10, 2022

Hungarian Scuba Tank

The act of receiving a rimjob, then releasing a fart into thy partners mouth and inhaling it back while kissing.

Ama give this hoe a hungarian scuba tank

by Hungarian National Dictionary May 17, 2025

Scuba Steve

A man getting oral underwater in a pool.

Hey man I got a scuba Steve last night!

by Pandaz32 July 27, 2019

Fairbanks scuba tank

The fairbanks scuba tank is where you go into a girls vagina and then hold your breath.

Yo dylan me and scarlett did the fairbanks scuba tank last night.

by African-Jew February 24, 2021

Scuba Goose

When one who has extra long fingers proceeds to enter the vaginal region to perform "hand sex" as the laymen call it, but must first don a finger cot, or finger condom, typically to not fertilize the woman with previous ejaculation from the prior hand job or "handy dandy jerky spammy".

Jane - "And when he finished, he said 'it's your turn.'"
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."

by loosegooseontheloose January 24, 2024