that's the way the cookie crumbles

Euphemism for "life sucks."

Oh, I'm sorry your girlfriend broke up with you; I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.

by fireworks_are_blue August 19, 2004

poop crumbles

Small pieces of excrement that are pushed out of the anus. Often after the largest pieces of poop are pushed out, poop crumbles are what are er4left behind.

Oh... are those your poop crumbles? Mind if eat some?

by ktkoolkat April 10, 2012

mis-scramble

Another way that the cubing community has never spelled misscramble, miscramble, or Miss Scramble correctly in their lives. Incorrectly scrambling a Rubik's cube while following discrete directions of a competition scramble.

Henry: "I had a mis-scramble on my first solve on 3x3 today. They let me have another solve even though they were behind schedule."
Peter: "Same thing happened to me! The same kid gave me a misscramble on my last solve the round before."

by NotACube July 24, 2020

Farm Fresh Scramble

Early morning/Wake-up Sex with a rugged country guy.

I had a great Farm Fresh Scramble with Mickie this morning!

by AlienCat4915 October 7, 2018

Scrimples

Pimples, on-or-about the scrotum.

Frequent waxing may lead to painful scrimples.

by Bill McNeal July 30, 2008

scrambled brains

1) The incapability to carry out a singular thought
2) The tendency to go from one thought to the other in quick succession without finishing said thoughts

"He seems to have some seriously scrambled brains!"

by Checkmeat October 7, 2016

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Bruce Almighty, said by Bruce Campbell in an effort to make a catchphrase similar to "And Thats the way it was"

Also a pun in that film, as the news story was about a giant cookie,

It means:

Thats the way it happened

....*news story*..

and thats the way the cookie crumbled

by Mike_Mohill June 1, 2004