scottish sweater

When youre jacking off while on your back and you vomit onto your chest.

My mom walked in while I was jerkin it and it scared me so badly that I gave myself a scottish sweater.

by The most putrid of poptarts February 10, 2017

Scottish Waxing

For males: Waxing your testicles only.

For females: Waxing only anus and perineum.

"Wow Roddy, your balls feel so smooth on my face, like a wee tike's."

"Aye, that's a fresh Scottish Waxing for ya."

by buttcircus May 1, 2012

Scottish cat

When a group of drunk scottish people, take a roadkill cat, and played frisbee with it.

I got drunk last night and play scottish cat

by MoniBolis November 2, 2010

Scottish Genie

When you have a threesum with two guys and one girl in which one of the male members ejaculates on the other's big toe, and he proceeds to put his toe in the girl's vag. Then the one who put his toe in makes a wish that she doesn't get pregnant.

Jeff: dude, I heard you had a threesum last night
Nate: yeah man, it was me, Richard and Catie- we tried a Scottish Genie
Jeff: ah man, i hope your wish comes true

by Johnny Derp March 20, 2011

scottish rootbeer

After make-up sex when a girl squirts cum into a cup and you down it

Thom drank Katies scottish rootbeer after a long night of arguing

by carletto0080 January 9, 2009

Scottish Person

White Skinned
Extremly Short girls
average height males
Girls are either stunning or look like a guy with a wig

did you see the new scottish person?
nah hes to short

by jesuschristbff March 26, 2017

scottish eyeballs

to stand in front of a girl and let ur nuts fall into her eye sockets.

i will give your mom a set of scottish eyeballs

by steve butt September 11, 2006