Scottish skirted 

to be "kilt", intentionally sounding like "killed." A play on words.

"We Scottish skirted those bastards in the game today!"

Scottish skirted by K-Dub & J-Dub March 22, 2007

Scottish Goodbye 

Flashing the party your dick on the way out.

ME: Damn, Roger is getting an indecent exposure citation.
Her: Yeah, well when you Scottish Goodbye at a childs birthday party what do you expect.

Scottish Goodbye by Parkaaa June 22, 2018

Scottish Bog Trotter 

When the fine lady you're with agrees to anal but has an arse is so filthy you can't even be sure there's a definite hole, you go ahead with it then switch real quick to her snatch to teach her a lesson with your shit covered dick.

Tim: Did she finally let you in the back door?

Mike: Yeah, but she was so gross I had to give her the Scottish Bog Trotter so she'd clean her shit up.

Scottish Bog Trotter by divinas commedia September 12, 2011

Scottish Mermaid 

When tying a girls arms to her sides and her ankles to gether. You must then put on a kilt and masturbate on her toes. Watch as she tries to shake your DNA from her feet. Enjoy.

Dude, she was the one feeling kinky so I gave her a Scottish mermaid.

Scottish Mermaid by Jonathan Marquise June 17, 2003

scottish chainmail

It is a auto-erotic device from during the medieval ages or around those parts. It incorporates two inward facing "spikes" in the female version and later there was a male version made with only one. Its believed they were successful until the crusades, then they had to go underground or for back alley usage.

It also believed there were many attachments, however, there isn't any archeological evidence to support this.

Guy A: did you hear about Scottish Chainmail?

Guy B: yeah, they are so beast

Guy A: DUDE!!!

Guy B: what?...I didn't say I used it

scottish chainmail by uber-delphi magus October 12, 2010

Scottish Beard 

The residue left on a person's mouth area after giving oral sex to a girl during her period. Named so because it looks like the person has a red beard.

Guy 1: "So I see you went down on your girl last night."

Guy 2: "How can you tell?"

Guy 1: "You're rocking a Scottish Beard, bro!"

Scottish Beard by Cofresi October 17, 2011

Scottish Cinnamon Bun 

A sexual act performed between two or more males. An actee folds his flaccid penis on itself like a snail's shell or a cinammon bun and holds it in that shape. One or more actors ejaculate onto the folded penis to create the frosting.

Damon: What did you have for lunch?

Boss: A Cinnamon bun.

Damon: Do you mean a Scottish Cinnamon Bun?

Boss: I don't think it's Scottish.

Damon: The cinnamon bun is known to be of Scottish origin. Are you sure it wasn't a Scottish cinnamon bun?

Boss: I guess it could be...

Damon: *snickers*

Scottish Cinnamon Bun by digbee February 24, 2009