5.9 Inches in 30 seconds

Someone who lasts 30 seconds and blows there load.

he 5.9 Inches in 30 seconds

by Al Sahir September 30, 2016

Your video will begin in _ seconds

No, it won't, because we'll just be PLAYING ANOTHER AD after this one ends!

Why do YouTube videos hafta have a lot of da ads be da "Your video will begin in _ seconds" format which obliges you to fumingly wait for da entire ad to play out??? Why can't da commecrials all be da "You can skip ad in _ seconds" type, so dat you only hafta wait a few seconds and then get on with your show???

by QuacksO April 13, 2021

Seconds

Finishing the job after taking a dump.

Thought i was done at the stool but had to go back for seconds

by streetrat18201 March 20, 2010

Sweaty Seconds

Where your buddy brings a girl to your place and he has sex with her and then asks if you want to have sex with her later

Guy1:I brought her from the club, she is awesome, do you want her?

Guy2: No i dont like sweaty seconds

by nirwana February 22, 2009

every 60 seconds a minute passes in africa

Used as a "meme", sometimes angers people but often its funny, not if you use it everytime. Anyways uhm-- we all know that, it passes everywhere. WOOOWWW I TOTALLY DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!!!

friend: every 60 seconds, a minute passes in africa.
Me: we all know that
Friend: ok
Me: every 60 seconds a minute passes in africa
Friend:shut up now

by ifyoureadthisurreallynoob August 14, 2022

Scones

Verb meaning to go, leave, or escape promptly. Usually issued as a verbal command when either (1) there is a small timeframe available to perform the action, or (2) the speaker has an insatiable urge to perform the action.

Originated from the often quickly pronounced phrase, "Let's go" as its verbal sound resembles the phrase, "Ts'go". This verbal mispronunciation was then matched with its closest sounding counterpart, the word, "Scones". Historians cannot pinpoint the true region where the slang term originated, but some argue it was first used by Amazonian tribal chiefs in the 16th century, when the concept of escaping quickly was essential due to their vulnerability to the harsh jungle environment.

Regardless of its origination, it is a term used around the world, typically by college-age Americans, and has recently been linked to a cure for childhood obesity and testicular cancer.

College bro: "Dude! The bonfire starts in 30 minutes! Scones!"

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College kid 1: "Whoa, is that Dave Matthews?!"
College kid 2: "It is! Hes about to leave on his bicycle!"
College kid 1: "Shit we have to meet him! Scones before its too late!"

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Bro to bro: "Scones mah bones, bro!"

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Black guy in a hurry: "Oh shit da cops, scones! Help me wit dis plasma screen!"

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Asian kid trying to be cool: "Scones man!"
Bro who snowboards a lot: "Dude..."

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The South Carolina government in 1860: "Scones!"

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by Evil Cankles December 2, 2010

sloppy seconds

Eating out a girl right after another guy has just ejaculated inside of her.

Joe finished in side of Jane then I went down on Jane for some Sloppy Seconds.

by BIGONE January 6, 2004