A person who makes corny jokes and decides whether it was ironic or not based on the reactions of the people around them
Person 1: "Guys I'm gonna be BIG CHUNGUS for halloween"
Person 2: "bro you're so corny"
Person 1: "I was being ironic"
Person 3: "Schrodinger's cornball amirite?"
Person 2: "bro you're so corny"
Person 1: "I was being ironic"
Person 3: "Schrodinger's cornball amirite?"
by escuato. October 8, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's Cornballmug. Any activity you do did not occur until a social media post is created. Until then you simultaneously did and did not do said activity. Your life did not happen unless it was displayed on social media
Bro that party was sick. You gotta post a shitty video or you gonna get stuck with Schrodinger's Insta
by bobdob July 24, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's Instamug. Someone who decides if they were joking or not depending on peoples reaction to what they said. Usually in regard to a controversial statement or edgy joke.
Example 1:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"WTF thats antisemitic"
"I'm being ironic...I was saying what someone who is antisemitic would say. I don't think that. Take a joke."
"Okay Schrodinger's asshole"
Example 2:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"LMAO that is hilarious"
"Oh. Yeah haha it is funny. It was totally a joke and not how I feel about reality at all."
Example 3:
"I would love to suck your dick right now"
"Ewww bro wtf"
"I am kidding. Just joking. Clearly. Clearly just joking why would you think I'm serious?" *zips up pants
"Quit being a Schrodinger's asshole"
"You can put your schrodong in my asshole"
"What?"
"Still joking...unless"
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"WTF thats antisemitic"
"I'm being ironic...I was saying what someone who is antisemitic would say. I don't think that. Take a joke."
"Okay Schrodinger's asshole"
Example 2:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"LMAO that is hilarious"
"Oh. Yeah haha it is funny. It was totally a joke and not how I feel about reality at all."
Example 3:
"I would love to suck your dick right now"
"Ewww bro wtf"
"I am kidding. Just joking. Clearly. Clearly just joking why would you think I'm serious?" *zips up pants
"Quit being a Schrodinger's asshole"
"You can put your schrodong in my asshole"
"What?"
"Still joking...unless"
by FreeProctologist July 24, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's assholemug. When you take a in paid LOA from your crap job to self isolate and don’t know if they’ll firer you. You are in a state known as schrodinger's employment
by Cookie dough sparkles July 10, 2020
Get the schrodinger's employmentmug. A person who is capapble of being both a knob and alright, but there's no way of knowing until you interact with them.
by MrToad1984 November 9, 2017
Get the Schrodinger's Twatmug. A person who has simultaneously watched/read a show/movie/book and not watched/read a show/movie/book depending on if they can get away with making up stuff in conversations about it
"hey jerry said he really liked The Dark Tower. Surely he will love other Stephen king's books"
"nah don't trust him. He's a schrodinger's fan"
"nah don't trust him. He's a schrodinger's fan"
by Chemical potato June 2, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's Fanmug. Someone who makes child porn of one or more characters and then, when confronted about it, decides to say if it's aged up or not.
by anonymous July 29, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's Pedophilemug.