The last beer of the night that you don’t remember having because you were so drunk, which technically might not exist.
“That 15th beer last night was totally a Schrödinger’s beer because we don’t remember it, and can thus argue for its nonexistence.”
by Crabrangoon May 29, 2024
Get the Schrödinger’s Beermug. A scientific theory stating that the size of a virgin's dick is both above and below average until they measure it.
Person 1: Do you have a big dick?
Person 2: I'm not sure, I'm too lazy to measure it.
Person 1: Oh, so it's a Schrödinger's Dick situation.
Person 2: I'm not sure, I'm too lazy to measure it.
Person 1: Oh, so it's a Schrödinger's Dick situation.
by Skulltra February 3, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Dickmug. when a tragic incident (mass shooting, fatal plane crash, etc) occurs but the government doesn't know yet whether the person who caused it was a white man or a woman/person of color/LGBTQ+/immigrant/
kate: "did you hear about that plane crash? they're still investigating it, no one knows what happened."
allan: "i heard it was because DEI, fox said the pilot may have been italian. kinda a Schrödinger's DEI thing for now, i guess."
kate: "...i forgot i have a... thing to do... somewhere else...? bye"
allan: "i heard it was because DEI, fox said the pilot may have been italian. kinda a Schrödinger's DEI thing for now, i guess."
kate: "...i forgot i have a... thing to do... somewhere else...? bye"
by murkybongwater January 30, 2025
Get the Schrödinger's DEImug. Love from afar especially, for a crush (whose requital, or not, depends on the said crush being informed).
by Zeek10 March 5, 2020
Get the schrödinger's romancemug. A Libertarian vote that is "worthless and wasted" all while simultaneously being the singlehanded cause for your losing candidate's shortcomings
I've grown used to being Schrödinger's Libertarian every election cycle from both the left and right
by MattAlx November 8, 2020
Get the Schrödinger's Libertarianmug. When you are asleep and having a wet dream, and you're not sure where it is a dream or whether it's your best mate wanking you off when you're sharing a bed
Ben woke up in pure euphoria and a wet patch, he rolled over to his best friend blake sleeping next to him. His euphoria swiftly turned to shock and exclaimed "oh fuck, I've had a Schrödinger's handjob"
by Hayden Schrödinger June 24, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's handjobmug. Hypothetical Microplastics that may be considered simultaneously both in my Testicles and not in my Testicles, until proven through observation.
The proliferation of microplastics in society is at such an aggressive state that the Schrödinger's Microplastics of my balls is always on my mind.
by fro99er October 17, 2024
Get the Schrödinger's Microplasticmug.