sarcasm

The lowest form of wit. Normally the funniest too.

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

Sarcasmaster

(Sar-kaz-master) One who is a master of sarcasm!

--I just got a French Vanilla coffee!
-Good for you! We should throw a party!
--Really?
-Fuck off, I'm a sarcasmaster!
--What's that mean?
-Look it up on UrbanDictionary.com, fat-ass!

by C-Rock113 January 7, 2009

Sarasota

"In the Sarasota area, you can enjoy the breathtaking sunsets, educational museums, operas, ballets, plays, golf tournaments, and boat races. " States Sarasota.com.

Hahahahahahahahaaha.

Sarasota: noun

hell,shithole,nothing of perticular interest, mid-western city located in Florida.

I suppose that your opinion of this "wonderous city" mostly depends on your age.
If you are in your mid-fiftys, and have well over a hundred grand in your account, you will do fine.You'll probably enjoy your stay, conversate with the tourists, and laugh behind their backs when they go back to their cottages buried in snow.

I'm personally not too fond of it. I enjoy an occasional seasonal change, and the sun DOES get old. Who ever said it has some of the most beautiful women was mostlikely making crystal meth in their laundry room. The attractions are not that great, or even much to look at. "Saint Armands Circle" is completely full of shit. The "unique" shops aren't anything you have haven't seen before, and it is much too time consuming to even bother going.

"Tommy Bahahma" is all you'll find.

God I love Sarasota.

person #1:"Mike and myself went to Sarasota over spring break."

person #2:"Excuse me while I go hang myself."

by bad_actors__ April 21, 2006

sarasota square

a place where the bored pre teenagers go to scream when they see thier friends, and where teenagers go to leave and smoke. and where wierd people go to buy hollister

girl1-lets go to sarasota square, then have jhuey pick us up and go to skys for dat partay
gurl2-aight native,think that sk4nk will drop dome?
gurl-pr0bz

by iofeoiefj August 22, 2008

Saraswati girl

A Saraswati girl obviously goes to SGHC (Saraswati Girls Hindu College ) . She does horn she man (ASJA boys) with Vishnu man . She does be rel smexy .... and some people does call dem Saraslutty girls.(ASJA girls) . She could horn yuh but never horn she AT ALL (she sweet but psycho 😘😘😘)

Ayyy yuh see dat Saraswati girl Dey .... ah feeling to break up with meh ASJA gyal and go bull she 😋

by Saraswatigyal1368 April 1, 2019

Italic sarcasm

using caps or italics to indicate heavy sarcasm on instant messenger. When used in person, a high pitched voice and excessive head nodding is used to denote the intended italic sarcasm.

NcStateMark: Dude you're such a loser shutup.
Bosoxfanatic220: Mark. HAS FRIENDS.
NcStateMark: NOT RACIST.
Bosoxfanatci220: TALL.
NcStateMark: GOOD USE OF ITALIC SARCASM.

by Sawyer April 27, 2006

texting sarcasm

A notation used to signal the use of sarcasm in a text, instant, or various mobile device message. Often used to eliminate confusion and arguments caused by texting misinterpretations.

The generally accepted practice includes adding an "s" directly following or close to the ending punctuation of the message.

"This rush hour traffic is the best.s"
"I would have done her too if I was in your situation. S"
"Sweet sweater vest there chief! s"

".s", ". S", and " s" all denote texting sarcasm.

by Chi cityJT August 26, 2009