DJ_Samurai 

mah spammah dogg

DJ_Samurai and I are ganstah

DJ_Samurai by your_mom November 7, 2003

Bearded Samurai 

Using your penis to "split" open a hairy vagina prior to intercourse, usually first thing in the morning.

I woke up before her, rolled her over and gave her the ol' Bearded Samurai before she knew what hit her.

Bearded Samurai by DJ Drano July 25, 2011

Velvet samurai 

Someone highly skilled in the art of penetrating the 'velvet underground' with the 'pork sword'.

Dude #1: That guy looks like a real velvet samurai.
Dude #2: Indeed, my gaydar is off the scale right now.

Velvet samurai by Piotr Dahl September 4, 2012

Squatting Samurai 

Someone who is able to take a duke in a busy public restroom without being noticed

Man in bathroom to friend: Wow! I didn't even know there was a squatting samurai in the stall next to me until I heard him open the door!

Squatting Samurai by dixter's September 30, 2013

headphone samurai 

A person who loves there headphones a lot and will hurt any one who use them they only allow a few number of people to use there headphones.

That man over there is a Headphone Samurai don't touch his headphones

headphone samurai by Headphone Samurai January 26, 2016

dancing samurai 

A flipping hot samurai who loves dancing

...ok, it's a song. Sung by Gakupo.

Person: *dances their face off*
Gakupo: Good, my child. WE MUST ALL BE A DANCING SAMURAI!!!

dancing samurai by RandomNerdyTrash February 21, 2017

Last Samurai 

to enter into an unknown culture, work your way up in the ranks incredibly quickly, and eventually dominate at a skill that others have worked for decades to perfect

I don't know how it happened so fast, I totally Last Samuraid it.

Dude, this girl has last samuraid me out of absolutely nowhere.

Last Samurai by gaiusjulius July 20, 2017