samurai ranch cock

A very delicious meal indeed

Friend: Hey what do you want to eat?
You: Samurai ranch cock
Friend: Omg me too!!

by big dick kai February 21, 2022

Samurai Pill

A boner pill like Cialis or viagra. Makes u fuck like a samurai. Makes u the master swordsman. Musashi

“The Vatican wants to wet me up with silver bullets, but I’m on a goddamn samurai pill!”

-Dracula Flow 4

by Dogfucka April 24, 2024

Samurai Sam

A retarded user on the website who hates America and hates patriotism and makes fun of country music especially Toby Keith and Lee greenwood who both are men who make songs praising America which is something every American should do

Hey dude did you the that guy Samurai Sam on urban dictionary he’s a total douche bag

by #buttLICKER February 9, 2025

headphone samurai

A person who loves there headphones a lot and will hurt any one who use them they only allow a few number of people to use there headphones.

That man over there is a Headphone Samurai don't touch his headphones

by Headphone Samurai January 26, 2016

dancing samurai

A flipping hot samurai who loves dancing

...ok, it's a song. Sung by Gakupo.

Person: *dances their face off*
Gakupo: Good, my child. WE MUST ALL BE A DANCING SAMURAI!!!

by RandomNerdyTrash February 21, 2017

the legendary samurai

The leader of the samurai arm,y CoryXKenshin

Dude: I can't believe I met the legendary samurai

Bro: Yo I heard he broke Ao Oni's ankles

by Chocothunder November 5, 2017

Samurai Pipeline

taking a shit, freezing it and then sharpening one end to a point. stab yourself in the stomach and commit seppuku.
you've now done a Samurai pipeline

Oh Bryan just did a Samurai Pipeline, what a sick lad

by Mattthepowerman July 30, 2016