Cause God Said Bam

The Answer To Every Question In The History Of The Universe.

Wolton: why does my dick smell like peanutbutter?
Nad: cause god said bAm

by Wolton June 20, 2021

And you know I’m serious because I said The World and not ZAWARUDO

“And you know I’m serious because I said The World and not ZAWARUDO” is a phrase commonly used by Lord Nuxanor after making a serious statement with the words “The World” in the statement as apposed to the usual use of the world which is correctly pronounced as ZAWARUDO while flexing epically on all the normies because you gotta stay cool fam.

“We must end poverty across The World, And you know I’m serious because I said The World and not ZAWARUDO”

by CoochieFister666 December 2, 2019

That's what O.J. said

A variant of "That's what she said," giving a feel of what O.J. Simpson would say. Said by people who are guilty but refuse to admit it.

1: A - It wasn't me, I swear!
B - That's what O.J. said!

2: A- I swear, I was framed!
B - That's what O.J. said!

3: A - I didn't do it!
B - That's what O.J. said!

by ReNeGaDeNorman April 30, 2011

Said the Whale

A Canadian indie band formed in 2007 as a collaboration between songwriters Ben Worcester and Tyler Bancroft. The pair’s debut EP, Taking Abalonia, featured sunny west coast indie pop, with breezy harmonies, shimmering guitars, and lyrical tributes to their home city of Vancouver. In 2008, the album was rereleased as Howe Sounds/Talking Abalonia, featuring seven additional tracks that stretched the band’s stylistic palate to include bubblegum folk (“The Light Is You”), thundering hard rock (“Last Tree Standing”) and gentle ukulele ballads (“The Real of It”). After several personnel changes, the group settled upon a five-piece lineup that includes bassist Peter Carruthers, drummer Spencer Schoening, and keyboardist Jaycelyn Brown. The quintet embarked upon a rigorous touring schedule, crossing Canada numerous times

Hey dude, wanna go see Said the Whale next week?

Fuck ya, I do!!

by AtoZincorporated August 10, 2010

thats what she said

A comment that turns a non sexual comment into a sexual phrase.



*In context with homework*
"Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher
"No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class
"No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher
"No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class

"That's what she said!"-Cool guy at the back


-"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench."
-"That's what she said!"


-"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!"
-"That's what she said!!"


-"Im pregnant..."
-"That's what she said... Oh... Crap..."

More at http://www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz/

*In context with homework*
"Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher
"No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class
"No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher
"No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class

"Thats what she said!"-Cool guy at the back


-"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench."
-"Thats what she said!"


-"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!"
-"Thats what she said!!"


-"Im pregnant..."
-"Thats what she said... Oh... Crap..."

More at http://www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz/

by Thats wht she said March 5, 2009

That's What She Said

The 'your mom' of the 2000s.

1990s:
"Man, this is hard."
"YOUR MOM THINKS IT'S HARD HUR HUR"

2000s:
"Man, this is hard."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID HUR HUR"

by Holoped April 20, 2009

That's what she said!

During a conversation with someone that unintentionally says a comment that could be taken into sexual context. Referring to what a female might have said during the "act", but actually has nothing to do with sex in any way. Usually unnecessary.

(During the milking of a cow)
Boss: You're not doing it right, you gotta grasp it from the base, then squeeze all the way to the tip.
Benny: That's what she said!

by theonej23 September 28, 2008