Redneck Swimming Pool

A Redneck Swimming Pool is a pool of water in the bed of a pickup truck used by rednecks to bathe in.

Toothless Joe didn't have enough money to get his own private pool so instead he filled his pickup truck with water and used it as his own private pool. In other words, he made his own Redneck Swimming Pool.

by Cazaam October 28, 2014

Competitive swimming

The hardest sport known to mankind

Bullshit!! Competitive swimming is the hardest sport in the world

by Swim coach Nyberg June 9, 2019

Hawaiian swimming pool

When a guy cums in an innie and it hardens into an outie.

guy 1 "i heard you gave Samantha a Hawaiian swimming pool last night"

guy 2 "yea she loved it"

by danster4286 April 15, 2020

Tennessee Swimming Pool

The act of not holding your saliva in your mouth for an hour before giving somebody a blowjob.

Tina Gave me a wicked Awesome Tennessee Swimming Pool yesterday, then swallowed it all.

by Name of the Feather January 17, 2009

Go swimming in the river

What you do to celebrate, esp. after getting a medal in the Olympics

We're gonna go swimming in the river tonight, that's what I'm talking about! USA third place!

by jaf1230 October 8, 2008

don’t applaud a fish for swimming

Don’t praise somebody for doing something that they simply should have been doing in the first place.

T: ‘My boyfriend didn’t cheat on me!’
Don’t applaud a fish for swimming Tiffany. You’re praising a guy who’s doing nothing more than treating you like a decent human being.

by Gertruide October 11, 2017

just keep swimming

The title of the infamous annoying song from the movie "Finding Nemo." You repeat it over and over until you piss everyone off.

"Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming! What do you do? We swim, swim. Ho ho ho ho! I love to swim! When you want to swim..."

by Alyssa January 23, 2004