by Andrew Wilkins May 03, 2006
by crabbie420 October 17, 2008
Have you ever given someone Starfish Kisses? It's the second most intimate thing next to penetration.
by swamp_lord May 26, 2015
leve 5 in the "Levels of Awkward". awkward starfish refers to an awkward experience where it takes a minute for the awkwardness to sink in...then all of a sudden, it smacks you RIGHT in the face.
person 1: where do your parents live?
person 2: across from the Chinese Restaurant on 190
(person 1 then realizes that across from the Chinese Restaurant on 190...is a cemetery)
person 2, at the look on their face, laughs.
THAT is awkward starfish.
person 2: across from the Chinese Restaurant on 190
(person 1 then realizes that across from the Chinese Restaurant on 190...is a cemetery)
person 2, at the look on their face, laughs.
THAT is awkward starfish.
by SMM Youth Group June 08, 2007
When you cook a meal for your girlfriend using red-hot chilli pepper and chop it up without wearing any gloves, then despite washing your hands thoroughly - when you slip her a cheeky finger later that night whilst making love, she gets a strong burning sensation in her anus.
by Perturbation April 26, 2019
An asshole
by Darklorddick November 24, 2017