take my talents to South Beach

Euphemism for masturbate. Coined by LeBron James during his "The Decision" broadcast on July 8, 2010. Definition as suggested by Glenn Jamieson of Perth, Australia in Bill Simmons's ESPN blog, 7/9/10.

Person A: What are you doing tomorrow?
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.

LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.

by B. Lumbergh July 11, 2010

south park

A cartoon on Comedy Central

The BEST animated show EVER made...

Kyle rules all

South Park is on in 5 minutes!! WHERE'S THE REMOTE?!?!?!!?

by Bob July 7, 2004

Shout N' Run

Sending an "important" message to somebody over AIM, then immediately disappearing (often to another dimension) before the person can reply.

Defending Saturn: Hey, dude, I'm smoking the waterfall again!
Sega Slayer: (three seconds later) Oh no, not again. Why do you always have to be so damn high all the time?
Sega Slayer: Luke?
Sega Slayer: (five Minutes Later) Luke you there? What the fuck!?

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

Bulletproof boy scouts

A Korean Pop (K-Pop) group of seven members, also known as BTS, who make good music, in my opinion. They're pretty good, if you're into K-Pop.

Girl 1: BTS (Bulletproof Boy Scouts) is my favorite K-pop group! *Demonic Fangirl Screeches*
Girl 2: Oh What the F-

by Ughkillmeplz April 10, 2017

going south

A deal that went bad or not as expected!

1)If we don't get the share-holder on board this expansion deal will be going south. 2)While going to make the drop the laws was near, so the deal was going south.

by A. Mungin April 8, 2007

League Of The South

A group advocating Southern independence.

Mission Statement

We seek to advance the cultural, social, economic, and political well-being and independence of the Southern people by all honourable means.

Joe finally had enough of the corrupt federal government so he went to www.dixienet.org & joined the League of the South

by Caleb Whorton February 4, 2009

South Fork High School

A school in Stuart, FL. Home of the bulldogs, the school colors are black and red. Student population consists of "rednecks", preps, nerds, and wannabe gangsters. Seriously, Southfork is believed to be a redneck school. Half of the kids wear Guy Harvey and camo jackets. Most kids hang out in the mall area. The administration sucks and the security guards ride around on shitty golf carts. It's the only public school in the country with a golfcourse. It offers Agriculture and Turf. South Fork is also in the middle of nowhere.

Guy 1:"Which school do you go to?"
Guy 2:"South Fork High School."
Guy 1:"Damn redneck!"

by bullpridefa April 12, 2011